Bette: Where’s the best place to ride the bikes. I don’t want to have to load them into the car to drive to a place to ride. I also don’t want to deal with busy roads with the baby.

Orville: Well first of all we really don’t have busy roads in Montauk, but I understand what you are thinking. There is a bike lane on the main road. I would head back out that way and  go left out to the eastern tip of the island. It’s less crowded that way and you’ll be able to ride to the lighthouse.

Bette: Are there fireworks or a parade this weekend? And where is the best place to see them?

Orville: There is a small parade on Monday, it kicks off at 10am. It is more of a hokey small town thing, but we do some fun stuff for the kids.

Tina: Are you in the parade?

Orville: Yes, I’ve lost some good friends and I like to honor them that day.

Bette: Well, we hope to be there to cheer for you.

Orville: I’m taking too long with this tour. I leave you to enjoy this fine place.

Bette carries Angelica up the stairs as they head to the kitchen.

Tina: This is a fantasy kitchen! I know we’re on vacation, but man I could spend some time cooking in here.

Orville: My wife cooks for a living and she feels the same way.

Bette: Yes, Tina is a fabulous cook and has a fetish for kitchen gadgets.

Orville: I’ve taken up so much of your time already. Unless you have more questions I’ll leave you to your vacation.

Tina: I have one; name the best place on the island for ice cream.

Orville: Now I certainly wasn’t expecting that question. However, the answer is easy: John’s Drive In, great soft serve and flavors. Not great food, but good food for a burger joint.

Bette: Best seafood restaurant and would it best to try it this weekend or wait until next weekend?

Orville: It will be less hectic next weekend, but delicious anytime you go.  Try The Dock located right near the real fishing docks so you know the catch is fresh. The atmosphere is casual so no need to get dressed up and the baby should enjoy it too.