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A First Time For Everything (Chapters 1 – 6)
CHAPTER 6
“So, Gwen called the other night…”
“Christ” Bette groaned,
“What?” Alice feigned innocence.
“She’s a bitch, Alice” Shane stated matter-of-factly.
“A stone-cold bitch,” Bette added, “She treats you like shit.”
Bette stared at the blackberry in her hand as it rang a second and third time.
“Aren’t you going to answer it? Alice asked
“I don’t recognize the number.”
Alice smiled, “Maybe it’s Tina,” she sang.
“Fuck off” Bette responded before answering the call, “Bette Porter”
Tina fumbled with the phone as she tried to find her voice. Kate slapped her hard on the back, “Bette? It’s Tina.”
“Tina?” Bette bolted upright, knocking over the coffee in front of her, “FUCK”
“SONOFABITCH” Alice screamed.
“JESUS” Shane added.
Tina pulled the phone from her ear and stared at it for a brief moment, “Bette?”
“Uh, yeah. I’m here. I am so sorry. Some idiot just spilled her coffee and everyone…uh…how are you?”
“I’m fine.”
“Good,” Bette tried to concentrate on Tina’s voice as she watched Alice shake out her coffee-logged magazine.
“You?” Tina asked.
“I’m fine” Shane and Alice stopped and stared at Bette, momentarily in shock as they listened to the inane conversation their friend was having.
“How’s Eric?” Bette’s eyes widened at horror as she shook the phone in her hand ‘What the fuck am I saying?’ she thought to herself.
“What the fuck are you saying, Bette” Alice whispered.
“Uh…He’s okay, I guess. Look the reason I was calling is. Well, I thought maybe we could get some lunch today. I mean, if you’re not busy.”
“I’m not busy,” Bette rushed into the phone, “I mean, I have a meeting @ 2:30, but if we met around noon – would that work?”
“That’s great. There’s a Mexican place down the street from the club we were at the other night – that’s not too far from the gallery, right?”
“That’s perfect, Bette smiled, “I’ll see you at noon. Yes. Okay. Bye.” Bette ended the call and looked up at her friends.
“So, lunch, huh?” Shane asked.
“Yeah,” Bette smiled.
“Oh my god, she’s giggling.” Alice rolled her eyes. “Would you just look at my freakin’ pants?!”
“Send me the dry cleaning bill” Bette happily slung her briefcase over her shoulder, “See you girls later.”
“You at least owe me details, Porter” Alice called after her friend, “and a new pair of pants.”
“Serves you right for giving her shit, Alice. Later”
“Hey. Aren’t you going to help me clean up?”
“I have an 8 0’clock” Shane pointed to her wrist, “Ask the hottie behind the counter for help.”
‘Now there’s an idea’ Alice thought to herself. “Excuse me….”
“Jo”
“Jo.” Alice smiled, “Can I have a towel or something? My idiot friend spilled her coffee all over the place”
“Yeah sure. Let me help you. Listen, do you know Shane?”
“Yeah. She’s a friend of mine”
“Do you think you could get me her number?”
“Fucking unbelievable,” Alice muttered to herself. “Here, just give me the towel. I’ll clean it up myself. Oh and Shane,” her voice barely above a whisper, “she’s got a really bad case of…well…I probably shouldn’t tell you this but, the girls practically a Petri dish so I’d stay away”
“What does she have?” the girl asked in horror.
“A little bit of everything, Jo. A little bit of everything.”
TBC…..
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(69 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)
Love this B&T begining.
Got to love a Tibette story and this one is so different. Sitting here waiting for the next chapter !!!I just love a Tibette beginning … so please keep them rolling
Nice start! Alice is freaking amazing a petri dish,lol so bad!!! why od i ahve this feelng eric is really isn’t too much a problem for tina…. long distnace relationships really don’t work… he left her to open his own firm. time for tina to cut the ties with him!!! :)
love alice… i hope you also bring dana in this story… and i just love all tibette stories… and this one looks like a winner… so please continue
(1) I love B/T beginnings. They are my absolute favorite things to read because usually things are more fluffy and happy then stories that start after the affair of S1, Tina/Henry, or when Bette went insane and started dating Jodi. (2) This whole plot is awesome and intriguing. I absolutely can’t wait for more. Tina has a boyfriend and is straight. Bette is out but isn’t one for relationships. I guess they will both learn new things together.
Love love B&T beginnings! I had butterflies all over the place reading this one. Well done! Can’t wait for the next chapter!
Hahahahaha….”a little bit of everything”….great line! Story is looking good…can’t wait for your next update.
I love to see a new beginning. I can’t wait to see where you take this. Thanks for posting!
when I read this “Oh my God I’m going to hell, Tina thought” I cracked up so hard I had to stop reading for a min. YOU STARTED OFF GREAT WITH A BANG I MIGHT ADD, SO KEEP IT COMMIN AND KEEP IT COMMIN ALOT!!!!
I am loving this beginning…..can’t wait for your next. Thanks for the laughs and the love
Totally in love with your story. Poor Alice can’t get any action with Shane around. LOL! I will definitely be looking forward to chapter two.
Nice, very nice. Alice is just sick that poor girl is going to avoid Shane like the plague. Can’t wait to read what comes next.
That was six beautiful chapters, I loved how you had B&T meet in this story. Glad Tina found the courage to call Bette for a lunch date. Just love Alice, too.
Sucker for tibette beginnings, so I’m with you. PPS
wow U have to post the next chapter NOW!!!
Great start…I’m very much enjoying this. Thanks and pps.
Totally exciting and this is a really bad Alice she’s funny though, good start Scaf I think this story will turn out great, just keep posting.Thanks
Loved this first chapter :o) I love B and T beginnings. It’s great to see them being nervous and jumpy and giggly (if that’s even a word, lol) around each other. I could feel the tension rolling off my screen in waves. Very well done :o) Oh and Alice’s comment about Shane at the end, that was just too funny… and so Alice. I hope to see loads more of this story… sometime soon? Pretty please? (i don’t ask for much, hum? lol)
love it already! especially the last part about Alice. lol. PPS
Gotta love B and T beginnings! I can’t wait to see what happens next. Love the humor too. Next post please!!
Very good start!!! I can not wait to see where you take us. Thanks PPS
This is nicely done and again Im big on Tibette beginnings..so love it! PPS
That was great and Alice is funny!