*****. Tonya is a major pain in my *****! We should never have let Dana bring her home. Its a pity I dont have feelings for Dana. That could be the solution to all our problems, we could get rid of that she devil and I could finally start dating someone decent instead of cheating exs and ***** men! I cant even imagine getting it on with Dana, thatd be so funny.

Alice looks around the planet in hope of seeing someone worth making a play for. She sees Ivan at the counter serving a cute blonde. I cant believe Ivan has stuck around for so long, I mean Kit is like so straight and Ivan is totally in love with her, shes even working for her now. Man why cant I find someone that dedicated.

Tina, over here Alice calls Tina over to her table in the corner.

It is so depressing to see her like this. Tina shuffles over to Alice and slumps into the nearest chair.

Hi

How are you today?

Not so good. I just saw Bette and Candace. They look so h..h..ha..happy Tina stumbles over her words and begins to cry. Alice is quick around the table to comfort her.

Sweetie, youre gonna be ok. I promise Damn Bette. Couldnt she have waited just a little before shackin up with that homewrecker! Tina, I know its only been 5 weeks but yno maybe you should start.

Start what?! Tina jumps in sharply with an accusatory stare. Youre not suggesting I should be over her already are you?!

No of course Im not but maybe you should try and look at this in a different way.

How do you mean?

Well you always said you wish you had gotten more experience before meeting Bette. Hooked up with a few more women, yno experimented a little. Well now you can.
Tina just stared at Alice.

Come on Tina, look at all these hot women in L.A and you can have your pick of any. Youre beautiful.

Alice, I dont know.

The conversation is interrupted by the sound of Alices cell.

Hi mom, hows it goin?

Tina looks around the planet, there are a lot of pretty woman she thinks to herself. Why should I be sat crying while Bette is out on the town with Candace. I need to move on with my life. I dont want to be with Bette any more it just hurts so bad that she doesnt seem to care. Seven years and shes out flirting and holding hands with another woman only five weeks after our relationship breaks down.
I dont know what to do with myself, I feel so lost.

NoI cant believe they got divorced..so theyre back nowis she staying for good..this is so great..I know, its been eight years..okok..bye

Whats up Al?

Kadys back!