Dana: Speak for yourself TK I’m single!

Tina: Okay but when you’re subpoenaed for child support I wont be testifying that you’re not the baby’s mama.

They both laughed out loud at Tina’s comment.

Dana: Tina silly that’s what Plutarian condoms are for.

Tina looked at little shock. You mean you actually use Plutarian condoms on females?

Dana: Uh Duh, yeah. That’s why I’m noone’s baby’s mama now silly.

“And you are” Dana added for effect.

Tina: Dana Bette and I tried it but it just felt…

Dana: What?

Tina: Well… weird I guess.

Dana: Tina, Tina you two are just spoiled.

Tina: What?

Dana: That’s right I said it …Spoil, spoil, spoil!

Tina: Dana Fairbanks you take that back. We are not spoiled!

Dana: On yeah. I can prove it. Tell me this weird feeling that you claim to be feeling what does it feel like?

Tina: Well…um… it feels different.

Dana: You mean it doesn’t feel as good then?

“I didn’t say that. I said weird,” Tina said blushing.

Dana: Whatever TK you and Bette just need to suck it up like the rest of us. Otherwise you will be pushing babies out until you’re seventy.

Tina rolled her eyes: God you sound just like my friend Alice. And here I thought you were a sweet little butterfly.

Dana: Alice? Is this Alice single?

Tina stumbled: Um… she is but…

Dana: But what Tina?

Tina: She lives on earth.

Dana: So, I can be there in a secon..

Tina: And she would never knowingly date an…

Dana: It’s okay you can say it. An alien.

Tina gulped: Yeah. Sorry.

Dana: Tina you don’t have to be sorry. Anyway I think we might hit off if you introduced us and she doesn’t have to know I’m from another planet.

Tina: I really don’t think lying is the best policy Dana. It nearly destroyed my relationship with Bette and look at the mess my family has gotten into because of lying.

“Um sorry Tina. I guess I wasn’t thinking,” Dana said a little ashame of herself.

Tina: It’s okay Dana. I just think people should think before they act. What we do has consequences.

“You’re right Tina. I will be honest Abe from now on, honest,” Dana said with a deep southern accent.

They both laugh at Dana’s accent.

Dana interrupted their laughter

"Oh, Tina I forgot to mention that we will be meeting with the Sillou family when we arrive. They are a heterosexual couple in their thirties. Apparently they meet some women from Plutara and believe that the women could’ve been your sisters."

Tina: Great, do they have a description of what my sisters might look like?

Dana: Yes which is why they are positive they have meet your sisters.

Four hours later Dana and Tina arrive on Purain

Dana beamed she and Tina to the Sillou’s apartment. Tina wrung her hands together when they approached the door.

Dana: Relax Tina. I don’t think they will bite.

“Right,” Tina said taking a deep breath.

Dana rung the doorbell.

A woman opened the door.

The woman: Hello

Dana: Hi, I’m Dana Fairbanks and this is Tina Kennard. Um, I sent you a message that we would be coming today.

The woman: That’s right. Please come in.

When they entered the woman was startled when she got a good look at Tina. Tina looked even more like one of the women she and her husband meet in person than on the photo Dana sent.