“Well, well and here we are again- You know its funny this show in called the chart… but we haven’t really spoken of the chart now have we? These past 3 months have been about no… Wait yes just about the worst months. But here you ask; what’s this have to do with the Chart Alice? Well I’m getting there; we’re all very familiar with the chart and who’s connected to who BUT perhaps there are some new connections? Who have not been added to the chart yet?”

“So let’s start off with Tina, You all remember Tina. She was with Bette Who was with me and I was with Gaby who was with Lara who was with Dana and …who was with me.. right but back to Tina”

“ Now she’s with Henry who surprisingly went out with Gaby’s cousin Amy Who had a fling with Tina. Gotta love the connections. Hmm ok Bette yada yadda she was with me, Tina… and Candace then back to Tina but now who is she with? NO ONE… yes this is very strange. No connection to add upon. Next is my dear Shane… sadly because this show isn’t long enough we cant go through her connections upon connections upon connections lets just say… I have her mostly to thank for the charts … “growing”… ness.”

“Jenny has been really at a halt after giving the boot to Moira who turned into Max who cheated on Jenny with Alex a co-worker  at her.. HIS job. Who, check this dated Amy  who dated Henry who is dating Tina. I know what’s that guy doing on the chart? I added him for reasons of my own so don’t give me shit for it”

“Sweet, Sweet Helena, she’s actually just been working trying out this new thing and her connections are very random and short. But I’m proud to say aside from being with Tina she hasn’t dabbled into our little circle as of yet”

 Alice grabbed a bottle of pills

“And now you wonder about me..? Has there been any connections after Dana?”

She popped 2 pills and drowned them with water “Well yeah but of course for me these so called “connections” never last, so who you ask is the mystery woman? Or man?”