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A Threesome? Say it’s not so! Sequel to What have I done? Chapter 166
“Well….”
“I knew it. Damn it! We should have gone with the Sea Monkey idea. I knew this would happen. Damn it. He wants you. I can tell.”
“He doesn’t want me…but even if he did….I only have eyes for you!” Tina batted her eyelashes at Bette.
“I’m gonna kick his balls out his *****!”
“No you aren’t.”
“Ok…I’ll kick his balls out his nose.”
“Uhuh.”
“I don’t trust him.”
“What’s he going to do Bette?”
“I don’t know but he’s already got me pissed off!”
“He’s been here for forty five minutes Baby. My… your tolerance level has reached an all time LOW!”
Tina pulled Bette closer to her. “I only want you Baby. I don’t want him, or any other guy….or any other woman for that matter.”
“I know…but I don’t want him looking at you.”
“Oh that’ll work. What are you going to do blindfold him? That would make for a very interesting construction experience. I can see it now…”
“Tina?”
“Yes Baby?”
“I’m going out to find another contractor.”
“No you are not! He’s supposed to be really good. He’s highly skilled.”
“And what the ***** is that supposed to mean?”
“Oh GOD…you think I mean…in BED – really good… don’t you?”
Bette hesitated. “YES!”
“Oh give me a break. I was talking about his carpentry skills you moron!”
“Oh nice…now I’m a moron…with a hunky contractor scoping out my drop dead gorgeous wife. I’m a moron. You called me a moron.”
“Drop dead gorgeous huh?” Tina was grinning from ear to ear.
“That’s what the MORON said Kennard!”
“I’m sorry I called you a moron. Drop dead gorgeous huh?”
“Yes Tina…you are….”
“Say it again Baby! Please.”
“You are beautiful..drop dead gorgeous! Ok?”
“Ok…now let me kiss you.” Tina leaned in and kissed Bette passionately. “How about a threesome?”
“Tina! Geez….remember the last time we tried that? What a ***** disaster that night was.”
“It was a joke Babe! A joke! And by the way…that night ended beautifully…or have you forgotten.”
Bette smiled at Tina as she remembered that night. She remembered how they made love for hours and hours…how close they felt to each other after so long…after feeling like they had drifted apart. “I remember…I remember Sweetie. I do! That was a wonderful night. Can we recreate it tonight?”
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(70 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
They might have been crazy once,but not twice. They are more in love now than ever before. than far a funnyand loving chapter.
“If he looks at you again I’m gonna tie his winkie in a knot!”
LMFAO OMG that was hilarious!!!!! 5Stars Keep em’ coming
what a great story b4 bed..thanx 4 the laughs…..Good ole Bette…u gotta love her….we r so much alike….hehehehe….
am I the only one who thinks it wasnt so craxxxy ???? lol
your chapters are always so funny, but always so loving as well…what ever happened to amanda and jackie? are they done experimenting?
that was too funny, you have a wicked sense of humour,and i like the mix of affection thrown in amongst it all.really good!!
that was sooooo sweet. great work as always
Your stories always produce a smile. Thanks I loved it.
Ahhh, have I told you lately how much I love your stories?
OK – listen – the story of mr. winkie. Hmmm – my son called all body parts by their real name until he turned 13 – suddenly mr. winkie sprung up! No pun intended! And as far as Amanda and Jackie – hmmmm – they are probably not done with each other. Unless Jackie ends up with Melvin! No…No…No- many people say! I happen to like Melvin (my version of him anyway) and I am very upset by the death of Ozzie Davis. What a loss!
Thank you everyone! Hey Gia – welcome back – I was wondering what happened to you. Thought maybe you were reading and driving…