Well, well, well, what do we have here? Giggled Alice at the awkward situation in front of her. The infamous Bette porter was on top of Erics beautiful blonde girlfriend, Tina Kennard. Both of them were blushing thoroughly, like two kids caught holding hands.
Alice! Whatwhat are you doing here? I – I thought you were in New York! Stammered Bette, utterly shocked and still completely flustered.
Oh, well, I decided to come back a few days earlier to be here for you little party, and let me tell you darling, Im having more fun than I expected! Exclaimed Alice, who was completely amused by her friends evident embarrassment.
So Bette, tell me, what are you doing on top of Tina Kennard?
Oh my god! Said Bette suddenly realizing that she was, in fact, on top of Tina Kennard Im so sorry Tina. Are you okay? She asked sheepishly as she rose to her feet.
Umyeah – fine, Ihave toummgoEric. Babbled Tina as she rushed out of the bathroom, her face displaying every shade of red in the book, leaving Bette and Alice alone in the oh-so-eventful bathroom.
Oh my goodness! Hot and eloquent. Eric sure has great taste in women. Alice smirked at her mortified ex-girlfriend. You know Bette, I knew that what-the-*****-ena witch couldnt be pleasing you enough, but did you had to try to ravish a straight girl with a boyfriend in the bathroom floor? Your mamma never taught you manners?
***** you Pieszecki Hissed Bette straightening her clothes
If you want to
Oh, shut up!


Tina decided to look for her boyfriend, who, to be honest, had been completely absent from her thoughts for the past hour.
Eric, where are you? She thought to herself, looking around the gallery. And what the ***** was that? Om my god, I hope Bette explains to Alice that we were just talking. Nothing happened, nothing, its okay Tina! Everything – its ok. You did nothing! But you wanted to – no! I didnt oh, Eric where the ***** are you? Tinas mind ran a mile a minute as she wandered around the gallery searching for her lost boyfriend.
She finally found him looking at one of the paintings. When he saw her immediately ran to her and asked, Tina, where were you? I was worried!
He seemed truly worried, not just the you-left-me alone-in-the-*****-party worried.
Um, sorry baby, its just that I ran into Bette and she Tina babbled on, trying to explain to her boyfriend the series of incredible events that had taken place in the bathroom, without going to far into detail. Helena who happened to be at the right place at the right time, and who was still looking for Bette, heard Tina mention her girlfriends name. So naturally, she decided to interrupt.
Im sorry, you said you ran into Bette? She asked
Oh, hi Helena Answered Tina sheepishly.
Wheres Bette?
In the bathroom I think. She broke one of her heels. She was there with Alice. Answered Tina, disliking Helena more and more with each passing second.
Oh, bloody perfect. Just what I needed! Alice! Well, thank you Tina. Hissed Helena as she stormed to the bathroom.
That wasweird.
Well, baby, that was Helena. Said Eric, chuckling. He grasped Tinas hand. I have an idea. Wanna get as far away as possible from H. Peabody and go look at some art work? I heard it was quite good.
Yeah, sure babe. Agreed Tina, giving Eric a tender kiss on the lips


— Back in the Bathroom—

You have to be kidding me! Alice was laughing hysterically.
Oh god, Im serious, Alice. Bette giggled, amused by the ridiculousness of the whole situation.
So you just happened to fall on top of her? Asked Alice. No wait, dont answer that. Do tell me, what the ***** where the two of you doing sitting in the bathroom floor?
I was just so upset. I asked if she could stay with me. Mumbled Bette, looking at her shoes.
Jesus, I cant belive this. First Helena, now Bette Porter is showing actual human feelings? Said Alice, truly surprised.
Oh, Helena. I completely forgot about her. Have you seen her? As Tina forgot about Eric, Bette also forgot about her girlfriend for the past hour.
Yeah, Ive seen Helena. Alice was going to add some sarcastic remark when she noticed the look of worry in her friends face and decided to simply say: She said she was sorry.
Yeah. Thanks. Look Alice, Ill talk to you later, I have to go.
Bette rushed toward the door as Helena was entering the bathroom.
Oh, Helena. Mumbled Bette
Hey, B, look, Im really – Helena was interrupted by Bette.
I know, I know, Im sorry too. Lets just enjoy the party for tonight okay?
Your wish is my command. Said Helena, grinning. She kissed Bette deeply.
Yuck. whispered Alice in disgust.
Would you like to go back to the party? Offered Helena.
I would, yes. Answered Bette, smiling and giving Helena another kiss.
Alice shuddered. Yuck.


TBC
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