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All I Want Is Everything – #11
Alice: I’m just sayin’, couldn’t you do something more legitimate?
Mark: What I do is legit. And hey, I offered!
Dana takes another swallow of her orange juice, beginning to arch her head back.
Alice: Oh, you mean that ”documentary” idea about West Hollywood Lesbian culture? You just want a bunch of girls to make out in front of your camera.
Mark: No, I already have a talent pool for that.
Alice: Ugh. Disgus-
Alice’s indignation is suddenly interrupted by Dana gargling her orange juice. Alice and Mark look on at Dana who finally swallows, her eyes closed and head still tilted upwards.
Dana: Children, please stop fucking with my high.
She opens her eyes to the silence of Alice and Mark and the sudden sight of the Planet’s chef, Lara Perkins looking down at her from above. Dana gulps and straightens herself out as Lara offers a warm grin to all.
Lara: Good morning, everyone.
Alice: Hey, Lara I got a question.
Lara: Yes?
Alice: What do you think of Mark’s job?
Lara looks over at Mark.
Lara: I’ve never bothered asking what it is, so I couldn’t tell you.
Mark: I work in adult entertainment.
Lara shrugs.
Alice: He directs pornos.
Lara: Oh. I cook things. It takes all kinds.
Lara grins, walking off toward the kitchen where she will soon start her work day.
Alice: How is she just so cool like that all the time?
Dana: I don’t know, but she’s amazing.
Alice: Still haven’t asked her out yet, have ya?
Dana: Hey, Marina!
Marina makes her way over with Mark’s coffee, which he receives with a nod.
Marina: Yes, Dana?
Alice: Nah, nah wait hold on! Dana, why haven’t you asked her out yet?
Dana continues looking at Marina.
Dana: So where’s Jenny?
Marina: She’s at home. She was up all night typing. She’s really been busy with it lately and I try not to interfere when she’s in her zone.
Alice: Oh yeah, gettin’ in that zone to write’s somethin’ else.
Dana: Tonight on the Chart with Alice Pieszecki! Writing, it’s something else.
Mark: Then tune in tomorrow as she talks about Creepy Porn Guy taking advantage of poor, defenseless women with his remarkable features and camera skills.
Alice: Har-fucking-har guys.
At Marina’s house, Jenny Schecter wakes up and stretches after a few good hours of slumber. Throwing on a t-shirt, she starts up her laptop and begins to proofread her stream of consciousness that poured out onto a file the previous evening.
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Everyday goings on at the PLANET IN WE-HO.STILL DON’T LIKE THE PORNO GUY but DANA needs to woman up and ask LARA out already.continue plz,thanks