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All I Want Is Everything – Dana
Dana: Okay, Al? I want you to inhale.
Alice rolls her eyes.
Dana: Now exhale.
Alice: I’ll exhale right in yer face.
Dana: Freshen your breath then.
Alice can feel Dana’s smirk from where she sits. Dana eventually ends the call for now so Conrad and Tonya can talk business with her. Arriving at her house, Dana exits the vehicle with a random ”Yeah” and ”Okay” to compliment the inaudible ideas Conrad barks out from inside the S.U.V. Dana enters her house and is greeted by the man in her life.
By man, that is her beloved cat whom Dana immediately picks up and pets, walking with him.
Dana: Hey there, Mister Piddles. You missed me while I was away? I missed you. I sure did, I missed you!
She easily sets the cat back on the floor, with Mr. Piddles scurrying off to elsewhere in the house as Dana makes her way to the garage. Entering the garage, she sees her Subaru, still going after gaining the sponsorship years ago. Then there are the other vehicles including a blue 1969 Dodge Charger with a rainbow flag painted on the top and its nickname, the ”General Wilde” accompanying it, along with the pink number 37 with a white outline on the sides. The garage is about the size of her house. The question is which is going to be utilized for the ”get-together” planned with Papi and a host of others.
Decisions, decisions.
She walks back into her house, exiting the garage as her phone once again rings.
Dana: Al? Is this a butt-dial?
Alice: No. Hey listen, Lara’s back in the kitchen so you know what that means.
Dana: It means she’s back to work?
Alice: Well… okay so there’s that. Not what I’m talkin’ about though.
Dana: Ah. Okay…
Alice: So when are you askin’ her out???
Jenny: Ask who out?
Alice looks over at Jenny who has suddenly arrived and is sifting through a book at Alice’s table.
Alice: Where’d you come from?
Jenny: The house.
Dana: Where’d who come from?
Alice: Jenny.
Jenny: Hm?
Alice: No, Dana.
Jenny: No, I’m Jenny, silly. Dana’s not here.
Dana: Has she ordered her toast yet?
Alice: I didn’t even know she was-
Alice looks from the phone to Jenny to see her eating buttered toast.
Alice: Wow, Jenny you really like bread.
Jenny: For toast. Go back to your phone sex.
Dana: Did she just say phone sex?
Alice: Dane! When are you asking Lara out?
Dana: …
Alice: Listen, I know you wanna.
Dana: Yeah I don’t think I’m the only one interested in her.
Alice: Oh no. This one’s all you!
Dana: You sure? She’s hanging out with you on her lunch break.
Alice: You hang out with me during lunch. I mean, when yer not busy figurin’ out which car to buy next. You can’t even drive ’em all at once!
Jenny: I’m hanging out with you during lunch.
Alice: Shut up, Jenny.
Jenny: Just saying…
Alice: Listen. Dana. Ask Lara out or I’ll be forced to do something completely crazy.
Dana: What, set her up with Gabby?
Alice: …Wait, what?
Dana: It could keep her from getting on your nerves. And ours.
Alice: You’re dancin’ around this subject.
Dana: Yep. Sure am.
Alice: I know you’re interested in askin’ her out.
Dana: I won’t deny it.
Alice: Then why won’t you???
Jenny: She’s too attached to her cat.
Dana: Shut up, Jenny!
Jenny: Okay, I’m just saying…
Dana: I don’t want her to think I’m just…
Alice: Just what?
Dana: I don’t know! I’m not good at asking girls out. You know that. And if you ask for me, she’ll just wind up with you.
Alice: Hey…
Jenny: There’s always Shane.
Alice and Dana: Shut up, Jenny!
Alice: I’ll call you back, Dana. This isn’t over!
Dana: I’m going to feed Mister Piddles now. I’ll see you later.
Dana sees the call ended and puts her phone back in her pants. It is time to feed her cat.
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Interesting take on all the characters. Thanks