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    Amicus Curiae

    "Would you like me to stop by your house in order to provide you with transportation to the social event in question?"

    "Why, that would be lovely," Bette replied formally. "Thank you for the kind offer."

    "We’re still on for Saturday morning?"

    "I wouldn’t dream of missing an opportunity to spar with my favorite constitutional law expert," Bette replied. "I’ll bring coffee."

    "My take out lunch today was, once again, the best I’ve ever had," Tina said. "Thanks."

    "Hopefully the Porter family will continue a proud tradition of providing the best you ever have," Bette replied. "My father with his artfully crafted meals, and me with…certain other talents to be named later."

    "We can name some of your talents, but we should be a bit more cautious about interpreting everything the other says in a lascivious way."

    "I consider myself duly chastised, counselor," Bette said. "I hope my midnight text didn’t disturb you last night?"

    "No, I received it this morning," Tina replied. "I turn my phone off long before bed time. I haven’t had a chance to look at the case you referenced, though."

    "Do you still have a land line?"

    "I can still be disturbed with a late night call the old fashioned way," Tina confirmed.

    "Not from me; I don’t have that number," Bette said.

    "I wasn’t keeping it from you," Tina said. "You already have multiple ways of getting in touch with me."

    "I hope to explore a variety of ways to get in touch with you as our time together unfolds."

    "Flirting feeds you, doesn’t it?"

    "Having you react to the flirting is what feeds me," Bette replied. "The act of flirting on its own is rather one dimensional unless I get a response."

    "Do you ever not get a response?"

    "I don’t find myself intrigued enough to engage in the behavior very often," Bette said. "But you, I’m pleased to say, flirt back."

    "I thought nobody liked a tease?" Tina echoed Bette’s words in asking the question.

    "Turns out I do."

    "What’s the rest of your week like?" Tina asked.

    "Long days at the office," Bette replied. "Punctuated by the occasional reprieve that conversations with you have come to represent."

    Comments

    1. Swimmie, I’ve only read page one and I know the rest of it will be awesome. Their banter is just superb, too bad you were not a writer on the show and I most sincerely mean that. I’ve told two or three writers that and I mean it for all of you. I’ll be back.

    2. Five weeks is a long time to let the imagination wander… but I get the impression Bette’s got plenty of patience in reserve, even if she seemingly has few reservations when it comes to what she’ll say to Tina. Enjoyable as ever, jks. Thanks for taking the time to post!

    3. I’m in love with their innuendo laced dialogue! The way the tension is building between these two…Bette is going to blow Tina’s mind! Can not wait for your next post :))

    4. Awwww Swimmie you’ve given us another zinger from these two. Bette had better have the patience to wait for Tina and I have a good feeling that Tina just might surprise her. Bette must remember you have to watch out for the silent types that can giver verbally as good as she gets. The only thing is Tina can deliver the goods when its time. I can hardly wait for the five weeks, hope it is only about two and a half or three for us. Bette is laying it on thick with Tina and it is weighing on her mind but she will make Bette wait. And it will be the best gift that Bette has ever received. Wonderful, wonderful chapter. Thanks for posting. Post when you can.

    5. Surely Tina has heard of multi-tasking? Maybe not. Five weeks will fly by in a flash. Staying overnight after the first date, in separate rooms? You’ve changed the story but I still say, “Well, aren’t they modern!” Loving the dialogue! I’m looking foward to their legal maneuvers as much as their potential romantic ones. Thanks!

    6. Just wanted to inform you that I have zero (0) self control. Zilch. Nada. Zip. I’m reading all 6 pages in one go! As they say back on the farm, “How you like me now?” , Back to the story…

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