Bette:  “You know for someone so untraditional you have really traditional moments.”

Harmony:  “What can I say, I am what I am.”

Bette sighed heavily.

Bette:  “Fine I’ll do it.”

Alice:  “Oh man.  Please tell me I can watch.”

Harmony:   “Thank you baby!”

Harmony leaned over and kissed Bette.  It instantly grew passionate as they kissed and said little dirty things to each other ignoring everyone else at the table.

D:  “Ack.  You two make me sick.”

Harmony pulled away from Bette quickly looking a bit green.

D:  “Apparently you do too.”

Every laughed.  Harmony however couldn’t find humor in the comment.  She sat as still as possible bracing herself on the table.

Bette:  “Firecracker you ok?”

Harmony:  “No, I don’t think so.”

Kit:  “You need something?”

She didn’t respond immediately then she shot out of her seat.

Harmony:  “Bathroom!”

She took off towards the restroom.  Bette, Kit, Alice and D were all on her heels.  They entered the bathroom to find her with her head in the toilet.

They all stood over her watching in silence.

Bette:  “She puked….She puked!”

Bette began to smile and jump up and down in excitement.  The rest of the women joined in with her.

Alice:  “Oh my gosh she’s sick.”

D:  “Congratulations.”

Kit:  “I’m so happy for you baby girl!”

They stood there hugging and patting Bette on the back as Harmony bowed to the porcelin god.  She flushed and stood to her feet.

Harmony:  “Um…Hello!?”

Bette:  “Oh sorry baby.  Come on lets get you cleaned up.”

D:  “Good work there Harm.”

Harmony:  “Thanks I’ve been practicing to throw up like that in public all my life.  I’m glad it finally happened for me.”

D swatted at her for the sarcastic remark.

Kit:  “Here use this towel.”

Bette wet the towel and put cool water on it for Harmony’s head.

Alice:  “I’ll get some water.”

Bette:  “You want anything sweetie?”

Harmony:  “No.  I’m afraid I wont be able to keep it down.”

Kit:  “Lets sit her down sis.”

They all ushered her out the bathroom like she was 72 with a bad hip.