“You have got to be kidding!”

“It’s not that bad.”

“What?!?”

“It’s not. It’s tiny.”

“Are you insane?”

“You can’t even see it.”

“I can’t believe you gave me a hickey.”

“I didn’t mean to.”

“Oh you didn’t mean to?”

“Well, I sort of meant to but not really.”

“Sort of meant to? You either did or you didn’t mean to-it’s not really that hard to figure out.”

“Wellit seemed like a good idea at the time.”

“Do you know what kind of ***** we’re going to get from Alice? Are you even listening to me?”

“Yeah”

“My eyes are up here.”

“Uh huh”

“Bette.”

“Uh huh”

“The gang is going to be here in a few minutes you have to get ready.”

“It’s a pool party. How hard can it be?”

“I mean it. Go. Now.”

“But T”

“Do you think the whining is going to help your case?”

“T”

“Or those puppy dog eyes?”

“Pretty please?”

“Now you’re begging? The great Bette Porter? This is a new record.
Three times in let’s seethe last five hours that you’ve begged me for
something.”

“The first two don’t count.”

“Don’t count? ‘Oh T please. *****. I’ll do anything godddddd’ doesn’t count?”

“Well you were using your powers for evil.”

“Babe?”

“Yeah T?”

“Get dressed now or I’m not going to use my powers for good or evil for a very long time.”

“I’m going, I’m goingthere really isn’t a reason to be so mean.”

***A few minutes later***

“T!”

“Yeah Hoover?”

“Funny.”

“What can I help you with?”

“Well I was putting my suit on and I noticed something a little odd on my back.”

“Really what’s that? Oh *****”

“Suddenly the hickey seems to be a non-issue, am I right?”

“*****. Did I do that to your back?”

“No the boogeyman did. Of course it was you! Look at me! I’m wounded!”

“My nails aren’t even that long!”

“Apparently they don’t have to be long to shred flesh to bits.”

“I’m sorry babe. I didn’t mean too.”

“Actuallyit’s kind of cool.”

“Only you would want to show those off.”

“It’s a badge of honor.”

“If you let any of the girls see scratches I’m never going to hear the end of it!”

“They’re just jealous.”

“As they should be, but I don’t like them thinking about things that belong to me.”

“Things that belong to you? I’m assuming you are talking about me and not the vacuum cleaner.”

“In case you haven’t noticed Porter. Your ***** is mine. Only mine.”

“I don’t care if Alice thinks about the vacuum cleaner. She probably does. She’s weird like that.”

“Porter you’ve got to stop rambling.”

“I don’t ra.ooooooooo”

“Hi Babe.”

“Hi T. When did you decide to come out and play?”

“As soon as I saw you in that top.”

“I knew there was a reason I bought this.”

“Porter, stop rambling.”

“But I don’t ramb..”

 ****Outside****

“***** honestly! Open up Portards! This ***** is getting old.”

“What *****? What are you talking about Al?”

“I think it’s so *****’”

“cute. We know you think its cute Shane, but I’m getting a little sick
of sitting outside this door all the time, BECAUSE THE PORTARDS WON’T
TAKE A 5 MINUTE BREAK!”

“Alice, it’s none of our business, be happy for them.”

“What are you guys talking about? What are Bette and Tina doing?”

“Dana”

“Oh! Gotcha ya.”

“Come on. OPEN UP!!!”

“We’re coming! Hang on!”

“Finally, they’re coming out.”

“Hasomeone’s coming, but it’s not any of us.”

“Shut up Alice.”