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    Bette Forgets 23

    Youre going to need a crane to get me up pretty soon, I smile at Tina as I attempt to waddle through my discomfort

    Better than going to the gym, Tina smiles

    I roll my eyes at this, Funny.

    I know.

    Together we walk into the exam room and I cant face sitting again so I just lean against Tina waiting for Stacy to come in.

    You know what, I ask Tina

    What?

    Everyone seems to think Im having more than one kid.

    I see Tina give me a once over, Yeah I tend to agree with that.

    Im not that huge am I?

    Werent you the one that told me you feel like a tank with a hippo sitting on top?

    I giggle at that, Yes that is what I told you.

    Well than perhaps you are carrying more than one. How do you feel about that?

    Right now I hate being pregnant, I state, Maybe Ill feel better when these damned hemorrhoids arent making me so miserable.

    Tina pats my hair, Itll get better. Just think of the outcome.

    Thats what you should be doing, Doctor Winters states coming into the room and shutting the door, Always think of the positive.

    Even with hemorrhoids the size of grapefruit, I ask with a cheeky grin

    Even with, Stacy agrees, I know its going to be like fire but I need for you to sit.

    Cant you do the tests with me standing here, I ask her hopefully

    She gives me a look.

    Fine.

    With hers and Tinas help I am able to sit on the exam table without screaming out in bloody agony.

    Looks like those hemorrhoids are killer, she states seeing the look on my face

    Ya think!

    She raises an eyebrow.

    Sorry.

    Bettes been a little…

    Cranky, I state

    Yeah, Tina agrees

    Not uncommon, Stacy states, Especially with the discomfort you are showing.

    What is the treatment for this, Tina asks

    Well, Stacy states going over to a cabinet and opening it

    She pulled out what looked like an inflatable innertube, This my friend is what we like to call a donut.

    I sit on that right?

    Gets you off your hemorrhoids.

    Tina takes this from Stacy who gives me a once over.

    You can say it Doc.

    Say what, she asks me

    That I look really very huge right now.

    She smiles gently, That is true but I wouldnt have said it to you.

    I smile at this, Thanks.

    Are you ready for that ultrasound?

    Are we ever, Tina states with a big smile

    Leaning back I pulled up my shirt as she got the equipment ready. She put the goop on my stomach and then did the thing with the wand. She moved it around for a few moments and then we saw it.

    Wow, thats our baby, I say in wonder

    Tina takes my hand and holds on to it tightly, Thats our boy.

    I turn my attention to doctor Winters who had leaned into the screen.

    Doc? What is it?

    She leaned back and I saw a huge smile grace her face, It appears everyone was right all along.

    For a second I didnt know what she was talking about but when I did a smile broke out on to my face and I turned to Tina to see if she had come to the same conclusion. By the smile on her lips and the wonder on her face I knew that she had.

    Together they turned to the screen as Stacy pointed to the other baby on the screen. Twins. We were going to have twins.

    Aint that a kick in the pants. Oh pants…damn hemorrhoids!

    TBC…who else loves the song ‘We Belong’ by Pat Benetar? Anyone? The question should be who here knows who she is? Heh.

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    Comments

    1. ‘We Belong’ is a damn classic! Along with ‘Heartbreaker’ and ‘Fire and Ice’, and who could possibly forget ‘Love is a Battlefield’?! And how about ‘Invincible’? Man, I gotta go listen to some Pat!

      Really enjoyed the chapter too, by the by lol

    2. AHH Karli you are my hero.

      Pat Benetar is cool, haven’t heard too much by her, but Love Is A Battlefield gets stuck in my head allllll the time. Partay.

    3. Pat is a Rock Goddess… and is STILL touring! I saw her at a small club less than a year ago and she hasn’t lost a step. And either has your story… great chapter!

    4. I’m not that old, but even I know who Pat Benetar is! (Okay, none of my friends my age do though…) But she’s f**king amazing!
      Great chapter! Can’t wait for the next one!

    5. Reba..again i read this at work..loved it of course….and had to comment … i remember Pat Benetar… and i know i show my age…. please continue…love this story…but you know that

    6. Wow. Twins. Poor thing. And those hemis are no joke. This line: She put the goop on my stomach and then did the thing with the wand. She moved it around for a few moments and then we saw it.

      Was very nice. Why? Because it displays the young mind of Bette Porter. Using the word goop really highlights her mental age. I’m so behind and now moving on to the next one. =)

    7. Hey! Pat Benetar fans are not that old! She was a rocker, alright!

      Great story…..twins. Did not expect it since Bette never once mentions it earlier!

      Great story…Thank you.

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