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Bette Forgets 23
Youre going to need a crane to get me up pretty soon, I smile at Tina as I attempt to waddle through my discomfort
Better than going to the gym, Tina smiles
I roll my eyes at this, Funny.
I know.
Together we walk into the exam room and I cant face sitting again so I just lean against Tina waiting for Stacy to come in.
You know what, I ask Tina
What?
Everyone seems to think Im having more than one kid.
I see Tina give me a once over, Yeah I tend to agree with that.
Im not that huge am I?
Werent you the one that told me you feel like a tank with a hippo sitting on top?
I giggle at that, Yes that is what I told you.
Well than perhaps you are carrying more than one. How do you feel about that?
Right now I hate being pregnant, I state, Maybe Ill feel better when these damned hemorrhoids arent making me so miserable.
Tina pats my hair, Itll get better. Just think of the outcome.
Thats what you should be doing, Doctor Winters states coming into the room and shutting the door, Always think of the positive.
Even with hemorrhoids the size of grapefruit, I ask with a cheeky grin
Even with, Stacy agrees, I know its going to be like fire but I need for you to sit.
Cant you do the tests with me standing here, I ask her hopefully
She gives me a look.
Fine.
With hers and Tinas help I am able to sit on the exam table without screaming out in bloody agony.
Looks like those hemorrhoids are killer, she states seeing the look on my face
Ya think!
She raises an eyebrow.
Sorry.
Bettes been a little…
Cranky, I state
Yeah, Tina agrees
Not uncommon, Stacy states, Especially with the discomfort you are showing.
What is the treatment for this, Tina asks
Well, Stacy states going over to a cabinet and opening it
She pulled out what looked like an inflatable innertube, This my friend is what we like to call a donut.
I sit on that right?
Gets you off your hemorrhoids.
Tina takes this from Stacy who gives me a once over.
You can say it Doc.
Say what, she asks me
That I look really very huge right now.
She smiles gently, That is true but I wouldnt have said it to you.
I smile at this, Thanks.
Are you ready for that ultrasound?
Are we ever, Tina states with a big smile
Leaning back I pulled up my shirt as she got the equipment ready. She put the goop on my stomach and then did the thing with the wand. She moved it around for a few moments and then we saw it.
Wow, thats our baby, I say in wonder
Tina takes my hand and holds on to it tightly, Thats our boy.
I turn my attention to doctor Winters who had leaned into the screen.
Doc? What is it?
She leaned back and I saw a huge smile grace her face, It appears everyone was right all along.
For a second I didnt know what she was talking about but when I did a smile broke out on to my face and I turned to Tina to see if she had come to the same conclusion. By the smile on her lips and the wonder on her face I knew that she had.
Together they turned to the screen as Stacy pointed to the other baby on the screen. Twins. We were going to have twins.
Aint that a kick in the pants. Oh pants…damn hemorrhoids!
TBC…who else loves the song ‘We Belong’ by Pat Benetar? Anyone? The question should be who here knows who she is? Heh.
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I know who Pat Benetar is…so hit me with your best shot :P
Great story!
So, does this mean we are showing our age. Pat Benetar – one of the greates female rockers.
‘We Belong’ is a damn classic! Along with ‘Heartbreaker’ and ‘Fire and Ice’, and who could possibly forget ‘Love is a Battlefield’?! And how about ‘Invincible’? Man, I gotta go listen to some Pat!
Really enjoyed the chapter too, by the by lol
AHH Karli you are my hero.
Pat Benetar is cool, haven’t heard too much by her, but Love Is A Battlefield gets stuck in my head allllll the time. Partay.
Ah, Pat Benatar… stop using sex as a weapon…. That’s her alright. Love her to pieces.
Loved this! So I don’t show my age I’ll just play dumb and say Pat who??? LOL
We belong, we belong together… (hearing Pat in my head…) Good start.
Great updated chapter. Pat Benatar..hahha..love is a battlefield was like my theme song for a few years. good song btw.
See what you’ve done…can’t get “Love is a
Battlefied” out of my head…or this heartwarming chapter.
Twins huh!
Yes I like that song. I liked when Tina and Alice sang along to Hit me with your best shot in ep 6.
twins??? good lucky is better start to sleep now when you still can..lol great chapter and post soon
Great story. Pat Benetar ‘We Belong’ one of the greates songs out their.
K
Loved it. I have PB on my MP3 all her songs. She rocks and so do you!
Pat is a Rock Goddess… and is STILL touring! I saw her at a small club less than a year ago and she hasn’t lost a step. And either has your story… great chapter!
I’m not that old, but even I know who Pat Benetar is! (Okay, none of my friends my age do though…) But she’s f**king amazing!
Great chapter! Can’t wait for the next one!
Reba..again i read this at work..loved it of course….and had to comment … i remember Pat Benetar… and i know i show my age…. please continue…love this story…but you know that
love it
im with justjack
Wow. Twins. Poor thing. And those hemis are no joke. This line: She put the goop on my stomach and then did the thing with the wand. She moved it around for a few moments and then we saw it.
Was very nice. Why? Because it displays the young mind of Bette Porter. Using the word goop really highlights her mental age. I’m so behind and now moving on to the next one. =)
Wow they have a twints, that is so beautiful. My sister have a twins girls and I love them. Ok post soon, thanks!
OK I feel safe to come out as a big Pat fan – awesome woman. This story is not bad either:0)
Very nice, thanks for the update.
Pat Benetar, loved her song Love is a Battlefield.
great update, can’t wait to hear the names.
Hey! Pat Benetar fans are not that old! She was a rocker, alright!
Great story…..twins. Did not expect it since Bette never once mentions it earlier!
Great story…Thank you.
Pat is one of my favorites. Great post…You make a girl not want any more kids…lol
Just wonderful Reba..keep it up.
The real question here is “Who in their right mind doesn’t know Pat Benetar?”
Cool twist!