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Bette Forgets 24
Tina is helping Bette to the table who is looking mighty uncomfortable waddling over to us. God shes huge. Of course I havent told her that because it would be rude but she really is. I notice that Tina is carrying a donut shaped cushion. Once they get to us she sets the cushion down in the chair and helps Bette into said chair. Bette sighs when she is sat.
Ill go get us some food, Tina says to Bette, Hey Shane, she goes to say hi to Alice and Dana but stops short at seeing them kissing like no one else is at the table, Ill be back.
Bette is looking at Alice and Dana and then looks to me.
Theyve been that way for like ten minutes now, I explain
Bette nods her head and reaches for my water glass. With a wink in my direction she tosses the water at Alice and Dana who immediately separate.
Hey what the ***** was that for, Alice sputters wiping the water from the side of her face
Sorry it slipped, Bette remarked with a shrug
When did you get here Porter, Alice asks
Uh when you slipped your hand under Danas shirt, says Bette causing Dana to blush
So whats with the cushion, I ask Bette trying to get the attention off of Alice and Dana
Hemorrhoids, Bette says with a grin
Geez, Porter we didnt need to know that, Alice says shaking her head
Bette shrugs, Just stating the truth.
Does it help, I ask
Bette nods her head, A little.
So did the doctor explain your hugeness, Alice asks
Alice, Dana admonishes
What. Its the truth.
You dont have to say it.
I watch Bette roll her eyes.
I mean, no disrespect Bette, but you are very large and if you arent carrying more than one kid…
Shut up Al, or Im going to sit on you, Bette says in all seriousness
I see the sarcasm wheels in Alices head turning and wish to God that she will keep her mouth shut.
Youll still have to use your little pillow to do it, Alice grins
Bette scowls at this as both I and Dana slap Alice upside the head.
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(40 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)
Great as always and love the name!
whooohooo! Thanks, glad you like the name :)
Like the name. I’m looking forward to see what the other baby is.
WAHOOO Christopher.. yea baby. Love it.
Great chapter. But come on, Ishmael was such a better name. Duhhhh.
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I’m really enjoying your story — Just wanted to say if you like Pat Benetar, then you should listen to some early Heart — Ann & Nancy Wilson are two more women that rock.
Is the Pat Benetar Song We Belong, the same as Love is a Battlefield? (That begins with “We Belong, heartache to heartache..” or something)
Is 27 millions a feasible figure? Seems awfully huge?
Nice story, thanks for continuing to write.
K
Wonderful chapter and very cool name.
Love the name! Is Lochlain a Gaelic name? I haven’t heard that name before–it’s awesome! Great update, thanks!
wonderful thanks
okay….i must confess….i’ve heard the name Pat Benatar, but really have no idea who she is. Whew. Glad i got that off my chest. =) Thanks for another great chapter.
Wow that was awesome, like the name and thank you for chosen the name. Julia got 27 millions dollar, wow that’s alot of money and I think what Julia’s got some idea that she want to tell Bette and Tina is that she was going to buy the new big house for Bette and Tina and her live together and if it’s right, that is so wonderful for them live together. Anyway post soon please, thanks! Great chapter!
i love it :D
growing more in love with this fic everytime i read a chapter!
now its some ungodly hour, so im going to bed. lol. got a day full of study in da morning :P
keep up the spectacular work!
Just love your story Reba. The name is great. Post soon