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Bette — Plan B; pt. 45
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When we return to the car, I open the passenger-side door in the front, before she has a chance to go for the back. She frowns, but complies and sits up front.
“So, what do you want?” I ask as we head away from the warehouse.
“World peace, and my old life back,” she mumbles.
“To eat?” I tack on.
That merits a shrug. Fine. I pull into a diner that has an interesting art deco look. “Will this do?”
Another shrug.
This time she follows me out of the car, though, of her own volition. So, hunger works as a motivator.
We get a booth, and a waitress comes over to take our order. I get coffee, not sure that I really want much else after the big lunch and my current case of nerves. Jess orders fries and a coke.
“I don’t get to order junk food like this usually.”
Of course not. Why didn’t I think of that? I momentarily consider asking her not to tell her mother, but then I realize that, again, that’s a bad plan.
Instead, I take an alternative tack. “Enjoy.”
For a brief instance, I swear I got a smile out of her. Then the waitress came back and set the drinks and fries on the table.
“Thank you,” Jess said. Not surprising, Tina has her well-trained in the manners department.
The waitress looks to me. “What a polite little girl you have.”
And I see the gleam in Jess’s eyes.
“She’s not my mother.”
Fortunately, the waitress laughs, also.
“She’s not, she’s really not.”
Now Jess is kneeling in the booth. “Jess, relax.”
“She’s this woman I just met. She promised me that if I came along with her, she’d buy me food and whatever I wanted.”
The look of shock on the waitress’s face probably mirrored that on my own. “Jess, please.”
“She was just hanging around outside my school.”
“Jess, please tell the woman you’re joking.”
She gives me that angelic look. “But you wouldn’t want me to lie, would you, Ms. Porter?”
My face dropped into my hands. Why is this happening?
With that, the waitress just gave a polite nod and scurried away. She was talking to another person, possibly the manager.
“Jess, that’s not funny.”
Easy for me to say, as much as she’s laughing.
“What? I was just kidding.” Her laughs continued. “I think she believed me.”
It was about that time that I saw the police officers walking towards the booth. Despite the sounds of Jess’s laughter, this whole situation was getting very not funny very quickly.
(tbc)
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hahah – that was freakin funny! Go Jess! This isn’t going to be easy for Bette.
Oh Bette has her hands full! Great chapter. Can’t wait for more of this duel between Jess and Bette. please post soon.
SEE THE COP SHOULD SCARE THE SHIT OUTMOF JESS NOW FOR NOT TELLING THE TRUTH… THIS KID IS SOMETHING ELSE… I FEEL FOR BETTE
i hope Jess stop doing this kind of stuff its mean..and i hope she learn a lesson and also learn to know Bette as a mother not a stranger cuzz noone knows why B&T fall apart for second time great chapter as always..please post soon i wanna know if Bette is going to jail AGAIN..lol..thanks
God, Jess is a handful. I almost feel like calling my mother and apologizing for any behavior I may have exhibited that was remotely like Jess’.
Let’s hope the police scare the ba-jesus out of her.
I am not usually an advocate of corporal punishment.
I am reconsidering my position…
hahaha Great update. I think what would scare Jess the most is Bette getting locked up for her antics and Jess having to call her mother to tell her what happened. Poor Bette…Jess is such a handful
Well, well. I do think Jess has learned some tricks from good old Alice. Poor Bette; but more so, poor Alice and Jess; when Tina hears of this trick. Alice will need to pick up Jess and bail Bette out; meanwhile, Tina will be called and Jess, well, she’s ground till, is it 40 now?
Great story…..more bon bons for you!
OMG, ok up until this point Less’ rudeness has been a little funny, disrespectful as hell, but funny. But this…this child needs a beating. My mother would have wooped my ass. LOL its funny but damn You have to post ASAP. PLEASE?????
This line killed me. ‘If I tell Jess to not say something, I might as well dial the phone for her’. You have me cracking up! More Bette and Jess, please.
“World peace and my old life back”…Priceless!
However, if Jess continues to lie to the Police out of spite or malice then I say she should be grounded until menopause!
If Bette can make it through this ordeal, then everything else will be a cake walk. This was both funny and scary at the same time.
This is going to be more that it already is. Meaning freakin’ awesome and so funny. cool beans P
And this is just day one?? Tina come home! Thanks for the update.
seriously…when is Jess gonna stop being such a lil beeeyatch?!
Great update as usual. Your so good at keeping us wanting more. Jess well she’s a scared teenager who isn’t sure whats going on, but Bette not to worry I’m sure she can handle it and will. Can’t wait till the next post.
Ha Ha Too funny. Can’t wait to see what happens
hahaha. Loved it as always! I’m happy I’m not Bette at this point. Hahaha.
This is so funny, though if I were Bette I probably would have killed Jess 10 chapters ago!!
If they get hauled off to jail I hope they throw Jess in too.
Oh shit that was funny!
that is just too funny. i can’t wait to see what happens next. post soon
Not funny…this kid is a mean brat! Brakes need to be applied right now!
DAMM P, that was fucking awesome!! Can you say Amber Alert!! I kinda used to do stuff like that. When I was in high school I played evry sport they had so I always had brusies so when people would ask how I got them I would tell them my mom hits me, anyways I always though it was funny but maybe not??
Absolutely fantastic chapter – I love the internal commentary Bette had going on. Your story is wonderfully witty and intelligent. Please keep on writing.
K
Great chapter. Jess needs to chill and give Bette a chance. Not a cool thing to do with the cops.
Jess got Bette in trouble!