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Bette&Tina Beginning in College Chapter 25
Alice: “You got the chocolate sauce out of the cupboard and gave it to me” Dana’s mouth fell open.
Alice: “So your what I like to call and accessory before the fact, therefore a part of the beauty that’s about to unfold right in front of us” Dana stood there dumbfounded as Alice chuckled to herself while shaking the whip cream bottle. She gave Shane a little push and called her name one last time to make sure she was still in a deep sleep. Shane didn’t even flutter an eyelid. Alice gave Dana one last cheeky smile
Alice: “Ok Miss Cutcheon it’s time for your makeover”
She ran the whip cream along Shane’s stomach and up and down her arms. Shane’s entire body from her waist to her shoulders was covered in whip cream.
Alice: “Shit”
Dana: “What”
Alice: “Im outta whip cream”
Dana: “I think there’s another bottle in the fridge, ill go get it” Alice gave Dana a shocked look. “Well Iv already been implicated so I might as well make myself useful” Dana handed Alice the other can of whip cream. Just as Alice was about to continue Shane slightly stirred making Alice and Dana freeze in their places. Once they realised that she was not going to wake up Alice continued on her work of art.
Alice squirted some cream into Shane’s hand and tickled the side of her face with the feather. Shane slapped the side of her face smearing the whip cream all over it. Dana buried her face into one of the lounge cushions trying to muffle her laughs while Alice covered her mouth with her hand. She than did the same thing thins time tickling the other side of Shane face. After two more goes Shane’s face was completely covered in whip cream. Dana had tears running down her cheeks from all the laughing as did Alice.
Alice: “Ok looking good..and now for the chocolate sauce” She stood up and and began squeezing it all over Shane’s torso.
Alice: “Look babe ill write your name” she began to concentrate. “DANA”
Dana observed Alice’s handy work
Dana: “It looks more like Sanda”
Alice: “Sandawhat, you seriously cant see it. Look ill show you” she began tracing her fingers above the letters. “See there’s the D the A and the N and A”
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(39 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5)
hahaha omg!you’re hilarious!keep up the humour ;)
OMG, Alice is a dead woman! Love this chapter! ROTFLMAO
THAT WAS GREAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO THAT TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS..THANKS POST SOON PLEASE THANKS
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That is so funny, loved it.ALice is dead meat.as Dana would say Crispy.
OMG!!!!!! that was fan-fucking-tastic!!!!!! i want some of that sundae!!
OMG, ROTFLMAO…Al is so dead. She might as well kiss her her a$$ goodbye, because Shane’s going to kill her. LOL. That was funny as all hell. I laughed so hard, I almost choked on my drink. Thanks so much for the chapter. Please post soon.
OMG, this is sóóó funny, lmao!!
EXCELLENT, TOTALLY HILARIOUS, LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!!!! missed one thing though, y didn’t u go into more detail with B & T in the pool…..”sigh” POST SOON!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOUR STORY. PLEASE POST SOON!!!!!!!
LOLOLOL fantastic!!
ROTFLMAO Alice is in deep shit now!
Hilarious. This was way too funny. I’m at work and kept laughing out loud. People think I’m strange now!! LMAO!! Looking forward to your next chapter.
okay, that was really funny
i love this story..it makes me feel happy :) lol
HAHAHAH! I love this story, please post again SOON!
This is so fucking hilarious. I laughing so hard and can’t breath and my stomach hurt for all laughing. Alice gonna died and can’t wait to see how Shane gonna kill her. Love the story and can’t wait to see what’s next, thanks!
Great to have you back….I have missed this story. Funny but Alice is crazy and VERY DEAD….You cut us off to what happend in the pool, don’t do that again LOL.
LMAO this was so funny!
how can Shane not stir from the cold of the ice-cream?LOL..post soon
hilarious…alice is dead
I had to stop reading this story twice because i was crying and bent over laughing ….oh god the cherries!