"Serves you right for trying to hook up two alpha women!" Shane laughed.

"Watch, you watch," Alice said standing up, "I bet you’re both gonna end up with alpha women that rock your fucking world."

At that moment in time, I just brushed her comment off and so did Shane. Not even five minutes later Shane met Carmen de la Pica Morales, a feisty Mexican woman who flipped her world upside down.

I saw it happen right before my eyes and Alice gave me this smirk that said, ‘you’re next bitch.’ That was my cue to leave. Drunk Dana was still dancing with Lara and Shane was following Carmen around like a lost puppy.

I arrived home to the loud insistent barking of Bobby who standing at the door with the leash in his mouth. "Oh shit I am so sorry boy," I said attaching the leash, "you must be desperate."

I walked him outside and he immediately went to a bush. After he finished his business we walked along the sidewalk. It was a warm summer night and it felt great. This was not something I could do in Chicago or Philly. He led the way while I gazed away at my surroundings. The California suburbs were really amazing, even at night.

I was brought back when I heard barking. I turned to see Bobby trying to sniff a brown little Duschand, or wiener dog. The little dog, obviously thought she was bigger than she was because she was barking and growling at Bobby. Bobby ignored her and they started that sniff each other’s butt routine.

"Sagey!" Someone called. The Duschand responded with a bark. A jogger came into view running toward us. I thought cupid had struck me right through the heart at that moment. She was a beautiful blonde woman, with bright hazel eyes. Her body was the absolute image of perfection. I thought I would die.

"Hey Sagey, don’t bother this beautiful Golden Retriever," the woman said she smiled up at me, "he’s a purebred right?"

"Y-yes," I stuttered trying to regain my composure.

She stood up with a smile, "this is my purebred Duschand Sagey, and I have a beagle at home named Snoopy."

"Well nice to meet you Charlie Brown," I teased.