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Bowled Over 2

Shane: See you two later.
Tina: Shane? Meeting in our room in an hour. Bring Lara and tell the rest.
Shane nodded and stepped off the elevator as it closed behind her moving to the next floor where Tina and Dana got off.
Meanwhile in Alice and Bette’s room:
Alice was setting out all her makeup on the counter outside the bathroom Bette was currently occupying
Bette: Damn it! I hate this fucking toilet paper. It’s rough as hell
Alice: Well don’t wipe so hard
Bette: I feel if I don’t wipe hard enough Al then I won’t be totally dry
Alice rolled her eyes.
Alice: I pat dry but when I have to wipe my ass then of course I have to apply more pressure. But I refuse to rub myself raw when I piss
Alice heard the toilet flush and Bette emerged walking to the sink to wash her hands.
Bette: I hate these little bars of soap these hotels leave you with. I should have brought my antibacterial soap with me.
Alice shook her head as Bette finished washing her hands.
Alice: Does anything make you happy?
Bette nodded
Bette: Yeah! When you can keep your mouth shut for more than five minutes
Alice: Fuck you Porter!
Bette: No thanks Al. But I love you anyway
Alice scoffed. Bette smiled and walked to her bag to start unpacking
Bette: I’m so tired Al. That flight wiped me out. I’m ready to turn in.
Alice: Yeah me too.
Alice walked over to the drawers pulling the top one out, retrieving a tank top, quickly removing her shirt and bra and slipping the tank top on. After letting out a yawn she crawled into her bed
Alice: I’m ready to turn the lights out when you are
Bette shed her warmup bottoms and removed her bra from underneath her t-shirt laying it over the chair while climbing into her bed.
Bette: So glad I can finally get some fucking sleep. Practice is coming early for us in the morning.
Alice: Yeah it is. Night Porter.
Bette reached over and turned the light off.
Bette: Night Al
Alice: Who me? I’m definitely not a night owl Porter!
Bette: No you ignoramus! I meant I was telling you goodnight
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This is hilarious!. Just caught up with this story.
Love the banter! Especially between Alice and Bette!
Too funny, thanks
Sly, vindictive Bette is very funny!
yeah – it’s all fun and games …til somebody gets poked in the eye with a bowling ball !!!! LOL
Funny! Loved it! PPS
This is real good fun! Bette and Alice sharing – great!
More please, Love it!
This is awesome and very funny!
Let the game begin!
Wow! now it’s war, who will survive
the whole mess.
Loving this story that is very fun.
10 Stars.
what is the fight between the two.
Bette and Alice was teasing classic :D really funny.
Hilarious..I love it
Good starting premise- looking forward to reading more!