“Please Tina, You haven’t even spoken to her”

“Love needs no words Shane.” I sighed watching a petite waitress walk over to my girl and the nuisance keeping her company. My heart didn’t just float but it flew when I spied my angel reaching for her purse and the hulk his man purse. “Shane!” I squealed in drunken delight.

“yahuh?” she muttered distractedly as she too settled our bill.

“They’re going dutch Shane, that could only mean one thing …”

“He’s cheap?”

“No! She’s a lesbian and she wants me.”

“How -?” Shane shook her head in confusion but I had no time to explain, my goddess was headed for the restroom and I had a hypotheses to confirm. 

“If I’m not back in ten assume she’s ravishing me in one of the toilet stalls and don’t interrupt.” 

“Tina I don’t know about this”

I stumbled away from our table with a confident grin. “I do” I replied though it didn’t seem to ease Shane’s apparent concern, I decided to march on to the restroom despite Shane’s thoughts on the matter.

It wasn’t until I passed Mr preppy leaning back in his chair looking about as confident as I felt that my bravado began to slip. What was I thinking? This woman was here on a date with this man, who actually resembled one of those buff hugo boss models up-close, and I thought I’d what? Just come along and persuade her to change teams? It’s shocking what a little alcohol could do to an otherwise modest semi stable person. Even sober I don’t think I’d be capable of such a task as converting the heavenly beauty on the other side of the door I was reluctant to push open. This was a terrible idea, I couldn’t walk in there and go ahead with my planned seduction, of sort, but my bladder was now making its own demands which refused to be ignored. 

In my haste to take care of business I kicked the door open with a little too much enthusiasm. 

It was her startled gasp that drew my eyes to where she was standing by the sink rinsing her hands gently under the running water, however it was her wide dark brown eyes which held me captive. She had me feeling flustered and exhilarated all at once and when she smiled my heart and clit simultaneously came to life beating harmoniously. This is ridiculous I thought, suddenly feeling nervous.