“Well daaaaaaaaaaamn Shane, “Tina says.

“I’m surprised your tongue doesn’t have arthritis!”

“Yeah, that’s what I thought, “Carmen says hurt visible in her voice staring at Shane. “Oh, and by the way for all you free loading house guest you see that woman standing right there, “she says pointing to Tasha, “that’s my friend Tasha a.k.a  Ms. This Isn’t What You Want and oh she’s a cop.” When everyone realized there was a police officer at the party like a roach when the lights are cut on begin to scatter trying to find the nearest exit. Carmen feeling like her job was complete jumps off Nemo into the pool. Once in the pool she takes off one of her earrings and using the sharp metal end she sticks it into Nemo deflating it.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh, “Jenny says flying in the pool.

Carmen walking towards the end of the pool gets out not acknowledging nor saying a word to Shane.

“Looks like somebody will be sleeping alone tonight, “Tina says.

“Forget sleeping alone uh, Helena you might want to hide all of the knives in the kitchen.”

Eventually all of the unwanted leeches cleared out of the house leaving it completely trashed. Standing in the living room everyone with the exception of Alice and Carmen looks around at the damage.

“Hey guys that was one hell of party wasn’t it, “Jenny says entering the room proud of herself.

“Hell you got that part right, “Helena says lounging for her throat.

“Helena—–baby she’s not worth it, “Dylan says hold her back.

“Dylan, I’m going to bloody kill her let me go so I can get all Blair Witch on her ass!”

“You know what I don’t blame Jenny this is all Shanes fault!”

“Bette, what the hell how is this my fault I didn’t know anything about this party!?”

“No, but you’re the one who gave Jenny that creepy ass haircut!”

“What Jenny’s haircut isn’t creepy!”

“Yeah, that’s what I said until I watched that movie The Ring I’m telling you that creepy chick and Jenny are the same damn person!”

“Bette your right Jenny does look like that the girl that climbed out of the tv, “Kit says. “I agree  Shane this is all your damn fault!”

“Jenny what the hell is wrong with you?”

“What, Max I did nothing wrong I threw this party in honor of you all instead of being rude and mean you should be thanking me.”

“Oh, I’m going to thank you alright as soon as I can get this bear trap off the wall!”

“Helena no, “Tasha says grabbing her hand and pulling her down.

“Why thank you One Eyed Willie, “Jenny says looking at Tasha.

“Well, you guys I don’t know about you but I’m exhausted all of that partying took a lot out of me.”

“Jenny who in the hell is supposed to clean up this mess, “Dylan asked.

“Oh, it will be cleaned in the morning night-night ladies, “Jenny says living the room.

“You know what this has been the vacation from hell, “Tina says grabbing Bettes hand and heading to their room.

“Look guys I need to make things right with Carmen, “Shane says walking off.

“Hey Shane, if by any chance you see Alice tell her I really am sorry, “Tasha says.

“No.”

“What, why not?”

“Because you should tell her yourself, “Shane says smiling disappearing around the corner.

“Yeah, guys I’m beat I’m going to pop a few more of these brownies and then call it a night.”

“I’m right behind you Kit, “Max says with Tasha following behind him.

Standing alone in the living room both Helena and Dylan cannot believe the mess left behind.

“Helena you know it’s not too late——-.”

“No, Dylan I know what you’re going to say but things will get better. I have calmed down I just want to go to bed, twerk a little, and get ready for tomorrow.”

“Tomorrow, what’s going on tomorrow?”

“White water rafting, ”she says pulling Dylan upstairs.

“Take me now, “Dylan says while looking up to the sky.

TBC