”Bette I don’t know why your shaking your head you’re the one that had the Teddy Ruxpin tail stuck to your ass!”

”It was Tigger damn it!”

”They both start with T’s it’s the same thing!”

”I swear I want to donkey kick you all right now, ”Alice says snatching the note out of Carmen’s hands.

”Al serious I’ve known Tasha for a long time and it’s funny to see her so open she really likes you.”

”Yeah, well I really like her too she’s sexy, strong, and loves to compromise.”

”Really Al?”

”Yup, Tina like when I go down on her in the shower she’ll shampoo and condition my hair while I’m doing———-.”

”Uhhhhhhh, okay Al we get it, ”Kit says disgustingly.

””Your girlfriend is alright with me.”

”She’s not my girlfriend Bette, ”as soon as those words left Alices mouth everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at her with their mouths opened.

”What why are you guys looking at me like that?”

”Geesh, Al I don’t know maybe it’s because you just said Tasha wasn’t your girlfriend.”

”Well she’s not Max.”

”I’m sorry this coming from the same person who told me she makes me so wet it feels like she washed away all of my sins.”

”Helena I told you that in confidence!”

”I’m confused did she tell you she didn’t want to be your girlfriend?”

”No not exactly Dylan we haven’t exactly talked about it.”

”From what I hear neither one of you have had time to do much talking, ”Dylan says chiming in taking another sip of her drink.

”Okay, Al you guys haven’t talked about it but you want her to be right?”

”Yeah, Kit I do I just wish I knew how she really felt about me.” Suddenly the lights on the audience dimmed, the music started to play, and the lights on the stage began to flash. The master of ceremonies commanded the audience as the models one by one began to appear on stage all sporting hair styles done by Shane and her salon.

”This is exciting!”

”Yeah, all the models look hot!” A waitress appeared and took everyones orders for drinks Kit ordered a coke. When the waitress returned she had nine drinks on her tray she handed everyone there drinks however she was baffled when she saw one drink remaining on her tray a Cosmopolitan.

”Excuse me, ”she says tapping Kit on the shoulder, ”I took nine drink orders and I was wondering whose drink this is remaining?”

”Nine orders it must belong to someone else there’s only eight of us sitting—————.”

”The Cosmopolitan that would belong to me, ”a voice calls out cutting Kit off. The voice came from the empty seat next to Max startled by how close the voice was they all turn their heads to see who it was.

”Jenny, ”they all say her name at once.

”Hey guys, ”she says waving to everyone smiling, ”Oh miss little fu-fu bunny can I have my drink now?” The waitress walks over and hands Jenny her drink, ”I would tip you but I’m not, ”The waitress offended by Jenny walks away.

”Jenny what the hell are you doing here?”

”I’m here to enjoy the show silly.”

”No, I mean I thought you were locked up for that stunt you pulled on the plane ride from Colorado!”

”Oh that little incident Dylan it wasn’t a big deal well to the United States government it was can you believe they added my name to the terrorist list, ”she says laughing at herself. Although, Jenny was laughing no one else was. ”When Thor throws his hammer he is serving justice but when I threw a hammer on a plane I have anger issues. It was no big deal they kept me for observation for a few weeks, took test, they even pickled me said they never knew anyone like me existed oh and look, ”she says pulling up her pants legs, ”They even gave me this really cool bracelet.”

”Jenny that’s a freaking house arrest bracelet and its lightening up like its the fourth of July, ’Kit says.

”Oh, I wonder why that’s happening?”

”It’s happening because whatever rat hole you crawled out of you weren’t supposed to leave!”

”Oh Max, ”she says while running her fingers through his hair, ”I’m not saying I hate you but I wouldn’t fart in your mouth if you needed oxygen to breath.”

Both Bette and Tina looked at one another confirming it was going to be one long ass night.

TBC