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    Can You Handle It??? L-Word vs QAF CH 5

    Bette quickly stepped behind Shane and gave her a hard shove toward the reporting area of the field.

    At that moment, Sgt. Crazy *****, rainbow mouth piece and fatigues in place, jumped out in front of Shane doing a chest bump into her friendtrying to get her riled up and ready to go.

    Woohoo! Come on Shane! Yah ready? Are YOU ready?! Lets go baby! Time to kick some east coast tail! Do us proud!

    Alice was so worked up that she didnt even let Shane get a single word in before she shoved her (yet againLOL) in the direction of the referee. As Shane regained her composure, she tried her best to walk with confidence so that her competition would not see her true feelings about the event. Ted was now making his way over to the ref as well and it looked like he was doing the same thing, walking with his chest out, trying to convey a confidence that just wasnt there.

    When both contestants finally made it over to the referee, the event and its rules were explained to them.

    Okay folks. There will be one minute on the clock for this competition. Behind me is a vat of condensed milk that will be used for this event. Inside of that vat are small plastic twats and rods. Your job is to grab as many items out of the vat as you can, and spit them into one of two troughs stationed on either side of the milk. One the right you are to place the rods and on the left you are to place the twats. Seems easy right? Well its not. You will each be blind folded while doing this and for each item placed into the correct vat you will receive 1 point, for each wrong one you will lose 2 points, and for each miss there will be no penalty. The competitor with the highest total score will win the point for their respective team. We will flip a coin to determine who goes first. Heads We Blow will go first, and tails Forty Licks will go first.

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