"God Helena," Alice grimaced putting down her large glass, "you’re right this stuff really does make you forget."

"It’s the blue best friend," Helena said, "it’s called an ‘adios’ which is Spanish for ‘goodbye!’"

"Hmm, goodbye problems or goodbye sanity?" Alice serving her third glass.

"If you drink less than five, problems, if you manage to not pass out, throw up, or die of alcohol poisoning and drink more than five, then it’s sanity," Helena said.

"Well," Alice said clinking her glass with Helena’s, "here’s to keeping our sanity!"

By the time they were done with the drink, both women were fearfully drunk and were laughing hysterically.

"You know how it all started with Dana?" Alice slurred.

"How?" Helena responded.

"I went to her house and just kissed her," Alice said.

Helena started laughing as she said, "funny, that’s how it happened with Dylan."

"Think we’ll ever get over it?" Alice said turning serious and looking at Helena who was sitting next to her on the couch.

"You know that I think?" Helena said grabbing Alice’s hand, "I think we both have broken hearts and if we stick together we will get over this."

"So you want me to set you up with someone?" Alice asked.

"Bloody hell no!" Helena said, "remember when you set Shane up when she was all heartbroken about Carmen and Jenny?"

"I didn’t know Paige was a fucking stalker who was gonna burn down Shane’s shop!" Alice said.

"Shane’s lucky she had a rich British friend who paid for the rebuilding," Helena said.

"Okay okay, no set ups," Alice said, "but I have a friend who’s a surgeon named Brenda and she…"

"No Alice!"

"Come on Hels she had double Es!"

"Seriously?"

"Deadly."

"Hmm okay, I guess I can date her," Helena said.

"You are such a boob-girl," Alice teased shaking her head.

"Hey I don’t care about the size but it has to be enough to give me a mouthful," Helena said.

Alice broke into a fit of giggles, "oh my God you’re dirty when you’re drunk!"

"Oh like you don’t like boobs!" Helena protested.

"Love ‘em, but I’m an ass girl," Alice said.

"Really? But Dana doesn’t have much of an ass," Helena said.

Alice laughed hard and said, "and Dylan didn’t have boobs!"