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Christmas Traditions…
Christmas Traditions
Tina’s blood pressure was rising by the minute, her plan of easing into the Christmas period was not working out and her desk was piled high with no sign of it getting smaller.
She picked up the phone and dialled the familiar number without even looking.
Bette smiled as she recognised the number on her phone, “hey baby, how’s your day going?”
“Its fucking insane Bette, that’s what it is…”
Bette pursed her lips as Tina let go, “so…, are you still going to be able to finish early like we planned?”
“Well that’s why I’m calling, I have so much to do before the Christmas shut-down that I need you to do a few things that I’m not going to be able to do…”
Bette glanced at her watch, she had planned well in advance to leave by midday so she could meet with Tina and they would do the last bits of Christmas shopping together, just like they always did.
It had become a tradition in their family that on Christmas Eve, Kit would look after Angie while Bette and Tina made the finishing touches to the shopping in preparation for the, also traditional, Christmas dinner with the gang at their house.
“Does that mean we aren’t going shopping together?” Bette asked, it was an afternoon that she enjoyed, irrespective that the shops were mad, that people got on her nerves fighting over the last toy on the shelf and that she still might have to slip away to buy that extra special gift for Tina that she always gave her at midnight in the sanctity of their bedroom.
“Uh I can’t Bette, I have so much fucking work piled up that if I don’t get it done, I won’t be getting a pay check at the end of the month.”
“But surely they can’t be expecting you to work till late today…, its Christmas Eve babe, the studio will be closed until the New Year, who is going to be needing the work you haven’t done between now and then?”
Tina sighed, she knew Bette meant well, but…, well she didn’t understand the movie business, “Bette…, there are certain things I have here on my desk that just will not wait until the new year…, I have to stay and get them done…, I’m sorry…”
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beachlife says
ROFLMAO “this one still has feather and a pulse,” hahahaha… leave it to alice..:)PPS
toby4ever says
Hahahaha….a live turkey! None of them are going to be able to kill it for Christmas dnner…and Angelica will want to keep it as a pet…LMAO! Well done Jo!
Noresistance says
That is f**king HILARIOUS! What the Hell is Bette gonna do? Keep it as a pet and buy another? Or attempt the killing of a turkey? God it would be hilarious if tee came home and just killed it no bother after hours and hours of Al and B getting really attached to it any naming it and all.
Dainty says
Bette had better hurry to the store and get another bird because that one surely will not be Christmas dinner. Alice is such an idiot, sometimes she just doesn’t deserve to live. Sorry but I don’t have a sense of humor where Alice is concerned any longer. Can hardly wait for part 2.Funny story Jo. PPS
Lulabelle says
What a cool Christmas story! Please keep on writing it, it is great! Thanks! Can’t wait for the next chapter.
jjll says
TFF…Oh my what are they to do…OK post soon my friend…
Madcapper says
Heh, I can’t wait to see how this turns out!
Seahurst says
LOL Poor Alice…what’s that saying about hell being paved with good intentions? I bet a lot of those roads have Alice’s name on them! LOL Thanks…And, can I say how happy I was that my first t-shirt sold was bought by you! That was a treat for me, thank you for participating in what I hope will be future ventures within the women’s community.
driley says
feathers and a pulse…..cracked me up…thanks for the laugh on that one…I really needed it today! Great story as always…
jb621 says
What exactly was on the list Bette gave Alice? LMAO!
lucero2557 says
Oh, my Gosh, Jo! This was hilarious! Alice certainly has put Bette in lots of trouble! Hahaha What in the world is she going to do, while Tina is about to arrive? Hahaha Thanks JT, for the idea. PPS Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the ever loving JC and Eunichick)
ut says
That was funny, a turkey still a live lol!!!!
BetteAndTinaForever says
seriously, alice? seriously? LOL
funnyone says
Did you in England get to see the tape of our failed (yeah!) Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin giving a Thanksgiving interview? In the background we got to watch as turkeys got their pulses removed. Feathers were dealt with in another step we did not witness. And to think the woman was a journalism major. F*cking moron.
Rau says
tina is anal!!! i knew it!!! lovely christmas fun. thx
lami says
Bette’s comment just was just so hilarious…always enjoy stories where Bette and Tina are having fun and relaxing. Thank you for the post. pps.
ntnrml61 says
OMG this was too funny….wait until Tina comes home…. :D
without labels says
That was hilarious, you are brilliant, well done Jo, having a story from you about Christmas makes it all special, thank you so much for taking the time to write a wonderful story like this one. Post soon Hun. Love
annaluis says
Alice – what more need to be said? I so want to know what will happen next. PPS.
Eddy says
LOL It’s so funny. Oh Bette is in trouble when Tina geta home and the Turkey is alive with feather and a pulse LOL – Can’t wait to read more, please post soon
akalittlered says
Jo, That was so damn funny!!! Tina is going to hit Bette and Alice both. Bette should run out to the store and by that right turkey. THank you PPS
tibettenation1 says
Hahahahahahahha only Alice will get a live turkey hahahah man I love the christmas posts