“More like a good excuse for a closet lesbian to check out some new talent, right Dane?”

“No well alright maybe but at least I’ve made up my mind about what sex I prefer Al”

“I’m attracted to the person not the sex Dane although it does help if the sex is good.  I mean male or female, they’ve got to make it worth my while right?”

“A romantic at heart hey Al?”

“Well Shane, we can’t all be lucky enough to be tamed by an African goddess now can we?”

“You never know, you may find your own soon enough.  I mean we are going Zim tomorrow” Dana added

“Don’t know how easy that’ll be Dane” Shane said as she ordered her second shot of the morning

“Why?” Dana and Al questioned in unison

“Well from what I’ve herd from Tori, let’s just say that there isn’t going to be an African version of Milk”

“But there are clubs right?” Al said, looking a little distressed at the thought of not being able to go out on the proverbial prowl

“There wasn’t much of a club scene last time Tori was home, and things have only got worse since then so I doubt it”

“Well what do they do for fun then?”

“Not sure Dane, think it’s a kinda create your own fun at home situation”

“Well that can’t be too bad right guys?” Al said with a little too much enthusiasm

“It gets worse Al. apparently being gay is illegal”

“You’ve got to be kidding me, I  mean come on Shane they can’t be serious?”

“The minimum penalty is 6 months in prison so I think they’re serious Al”

“How long have you waited to impart this little bit of information to us?” Dana asked

“Tori told me this morning, said I’ve got to work on controlling myself in public.  Damn it’s going to be hard”

“How the hell is Bette managing, she couldn’t keep her hands off Tina?  I mean they were practically joined at the lips”

“Some of us do possess something called self control Al”

“I’ve got self control, right Shane?”

“Umm no comment Al” Shane said, downing her second shot of coffee to stop herself from laughing