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Collision Course 4.50
“All right, where is it?” asked Sam as she slammed her hand on the table, making everyone jump at the harsh sound.
“Where is what?” asked Izzy, looking under the table, wondering what it was they were looking for. Izzy had once thought that her circle of friends were weird, but this group was insane.
“The elephant, you know the one that is sitting here, on the table!” answered Sam. “First, we have Quin, who, no offence is gay and hasn’t told mommy…”
“I did, this morning, when she found Alice at my place,” said Quin with a rueful smile. Alice’s eyes went wide, and Carmen cracked her knuckles, wagging a threatening fist at Alice. “Oh, we didn’t fuck or anything, she was loaded, and unloaded in my toilet,” added the usually stoic Quin.
“Thanks for that elegant summation,” groaned Helena, making a face at the news. “What did mother say?”
“She’s making a list of all the women I should be dating,” sighed Quin, and everyone laughed.
“Ok, one down, everyone to go, next, we have Bette, looking for Jo, because, face it, the woman has disappeared off the face of the earth before,” shot out Sam but before Bette could say a word, Sam continued. “Lara and Carmen are doing the I’m not looking at you!.. thing, and we all know that they are looking…”
“NO!” shot Carmen and Lara at the same time, then both of them looked around trying to act innocently. It wasn’t working, the more they avoided each other, the more evident it was that something had transpired.
Shane glanced at Carmen, then at Lara, who was about to get up, but Shane grabbed the chef, slamming her back down into the chair. “You are so staying here.”
“Once,” said Carmen in her own defense. She could be like Shane, fuck them then leave them wanting you.
“Just once,” said Lara holding up her finger with a hard grunt. Then she looked at Carmen, “Technically, it was more than once.”
“In the same night! It was one night!” rallied Carmen. Everyone was doing their best to not laugh, but Sam was shaking her head.
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*Scream* LOL Please dont kill anyone else! That was a great chap. I’ve been wondering when you would post again. And now i cant wait for your next post after the cliff you just left me hangin on. What will the JadedRogue do this time? PPS
Busy.busy .busy. Okay I can understand that. we all live in the real world.But dont like one of my favorite writers to be that busy to leave us without her stories. You have left us in a bad cliff hanger. The whole gang was there except Jenny. so who in the world did you kill this time. Not Bette nor Jo. Please Please Please poat sooner than later. thanks
Whoa, what?!?! JM, I’ve missed this story… finding a post from you brightened what’s been a really crap-tastic day. I quite liked the banter among the group… and the end of the chapter… I have to admit, I’m scared someone’s going to die. So I’m begging the Rogue one, please, let the supernatural ones absorb any & all potentially fatal damage and keep everyone else safe. Those powers have to be good for something other than immortality, right? Needless to say, you’ve got to post soon, Janet. Thanks
What is it? I loved this posting it was fun to have the whole greoup together.
OH FUCK!!! What didja do NOW?!!! LOL. I’m not even gonna plead for mercy cause I know it’ll be a lost cause. Loved the camaraderie between the group. Too funny how everyone’s dirty little secrets got told at the table. Great update.
Oh for the love of God J!!!! LOL Great chapter…dialogue was superb as always! Thanks!
Heh, you just cant help yourself, and I can just imagine you sitting there grinning at all of the comments that are asking you to not kill anyone. *sigh* how about you kill them all (little reverse psych cant hurt ;-)) oh and you speak french, help me out, why do canadians speak french? as always you write well good for words in story yes. Nice to be back into the old ways, and for the reccord im not addicted. -LB
Ouch! The rogue strikes again…lol. Please update soon :D.
This was awesome…and I agree with KS19 please don’t kill anyone…and Tina needs to get laid before she snaps…and I don’t think Sam is the one for her.
WHHOOAAAAA!!! FFUUUCCCKKKKK!!! I can’t look! Who? who will it be now? AWwwwwwww SHiiittttt!!!!
HOLY SHIT! Janet, those two words actually came out of my mouth as i read the last sentence. WOW! i just… what can i say man. Is it an earthquake??? armageddon??? i need to know woman!!!! PPS!!!!