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Collision Course 4.53
“This,” said the waitress, “…is The Diner. Simply The Diner, not someone’s diner, just the diner. It ain’t Alice’s or Ron’s or Liberty Ave Diner, just The Diner. So take a seat and get some food in the skinny body of yours, what, no food at your house?” asked Sharon of Shane in a snappy quick accent.
“Um… err…,” stammered Shane and Sam was laughing. “I have food.”
“You need to eat more, look at this twig, who are you staying skinny for?” asked Sharon, chewing on her gum, snapping it and tossing two menus on the table.
“Sharon, this is Shane, Shane, this is Sharon,” laughed Sam. “I’ll have a cheeseburger, fries, side of gravy, mutant chocolate shake, what are you going to have?” asked Sam of Shane.
“Can I look at the menu?” asked Shane still thrown off by the choice of venue for food. The whole place was Anti-Shane, perhaps that was why Sam had picked it.
“Sure,” said Sharon and Sam at the same time. “I’ll give you a minute, and we don’t serve salad here,” said Sharon in a threatening tone, rapping her knuckles on the table.
Shane watched her walk away, and Sam was laughing all the while, “Is she like serious?”
“Totally,” said Sam waving to the menu. “The chicken is great, but everything is fried… You’ve been warned.”
Shane didn’t say anything, looking over the menu and finding something that looked edible. Before she could put the menu down, Sharon with her bright red hair was there in an instant. “I’ll have the fried chicken, fries… what kind of coffee do you have?” asked Shane.
“We have black, or black,” said Sharon unblinkingly.
“I’ll take that,” swallowed Shane and Sharon disappeared before Shane could say anything else. “What are we doing here?” asked Shane.
“Having dinner, isn’t this what you wanted, a date?” asked Sam with a bright smile, grey eyes mesmerizing. Sam’s whole demeanor was relaxed, the opposite of Shane who was a live wire of nervous energy.
“Yeah, but here?”
“Why not here?” asked Sam with a grunt.
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what has tina gotten herself into?i think shell be fine she was with bette and that is just plain heaven itself.i think tina might surprise amy..p.p.s.
I knew Sam would like a down-to-earth place with good, honest, artery-clogging food. She owns shirts with Spidey and Superman logos on them, she was never going to be a snob that needed to be poshly wined and dined. Tina and Amy? *whistles* I don’t know how Bette and Jo are going to react to that. That is going to be a riot. Jo might not care, but Bette… that’s maybe another story. I can see the cattiness coming to the fore. I dunno, I just don’t trust Amy one bit. What’s Tina going to do if and when she finds out what Amy can do? Great chapter, Janet, thanks.
I was told you were snowed in couldnt get out and you and your girl were having a wonderful time. Beening silly. Tina is going to get it from Bette, Amy going with Tina want set good with Jo but she will keep her mouth shut. Bette will be thinking of the baby. Shane and Sam so cute together,Shane could stand a whole lot of Sam. thanks and stay warm.bvh
Shane & Sam are very cute, glad they didn’t try a fancy, smancy night out – so not them. Amy & Tina? Eh, don’t know about that. If Amy shares, will Tina be as understanding about Amy’s talents like Bette was to Jo’s? See I can be kind….Not once did I insult Tina :-p
Yeah S&S, Tina and Amy, ummmmmmmm?
Great take on the awkwardness of Sam and Shane starting a relationship. It’s also nice to see Tina come back from the dark side, lol.