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    Cooking With Wine

    “I wanna kiss you all over…and over again…” Helena bellowed, pounding the skillet with her spoon, and rotating her hips with a ferocious sensuality.

    Bette giggled and stepped forward towards Helena just as she unexpectedly twirled around.

    Helena screamed violently, stunned at the unpredicted presence before her.

    “Fuck! Oh, Fuck!” Helena yelled, dropping her spoon and clutching her heart with her hand. “You scared the living shit out of me, Bette!”

    Bette laughed uncontrollably, as Helena fell back against the countertop and sat down her wineglass. She pulled the earbuds from her ears and the iPod from her pocket, placing it on the counter.

    “Quit laughing! You nearly gave me a heart attack!” Helena admonished Bette.

    “Oh, Baby, you are so cute. Listening to your one-hit wonders again,” Bette laughed, moving her hips crazily, mimicking Helena. “Stay with me, Lay with me, Holding me, Loving me, Baby…” Bette sang the next lines of the Exile song and held out her arms to embrace Helena in a dance.

    Helena began laughing and pulled Bette in closely to her. They twirled together around the kitchen floor.

    Bette held Helena tightly and sang softly into her ear: “So show me, show me ev’rything you do, ‘Cause baby no one does it quite like you, Love you, need you, Oh, babe…”

    Pushing Helena’s body to rest gently against the counter, Bette kissed Helena softly. Their passion quickly escalated and Bette reached up to unbutton Helena’s blouse.

    “Oh, Darling, you’re late. I’ve missed you,” Helena murmured.

    “I see you have,” Bette smiled, still plucking at Helena’s buttons. “You’re cooking with wine again. It makes you horny for me.”

    “I cook with wine,” Helena teasingly defended herself. “Sometimes I even add it to the food.”

    Bette laughed. “You’re still using that tired W.C. Fields quote.”

    “It’s cute. I like it,” Helena said, pulling open the flaps of her top and baring her breasts.

    Bette’s mouth assaulted Helena’s neck, licking and kissing it.

    “I love it when you don’t wear a bra,” Bette said softly.

    “Oh, fuck, Darling, you feel so good,” Helena breathed.

    Bette’s tongue slid down and licked Helena’s nipples, before sucking them. She dropped to her knees and began unzipping Helena’s pants.

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    Comments

    1. I was just wondering if Helena sings along to her ipod on key? The scene in the kitchen was rather amusing until it became steamy, or hot, or something. Ah, Paris. I’ve been to all the museums you named and more. The Rodin is down the street I’m lucky enough to stay on every once in a while. And now you make me want to go back, just when I don’t have the means. Damn it.

    2. Hello Z, Thank you for this alternative take of the festive season. It can be a very difficult time for many people so it is much appreciated that you turned it around and created another sizzingly and sexy segue in Bette and Helena’s romance. I loved that they duplicated each other’s present. Great minds and all. Brilliant! Thank you so much. Your Loyal Fan.

    3. Hey Z I loved this short story and loved how you had Helena sing on her Ipod,,I do try but I so cant sing,,LOL..anyway, it was very romantic xmas story and i enjoyed it so much,

    4. Hello Z, I can still remember walking down all those streets, it was such a magical time full of life and passion… oh how I can remember and feel those passing lifetimes. Helena singing is so beautiful for she has a voice beyond harmony. Thank You for the journey. Sincerely, JC (PS – “Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson)

    5. Thanks for this nice little X)mas threat Z darling it was wonderful. I so enjoy those two ladies together and the fact they know each others desires so well. Please keep surprising us with more of those little tales. Happy Holidays to you too

    6. z, the holidays are tough for me too, I understand. These wee littles are just the thing to cheer a body up…and I am purposely not reading about any time anyone’s spent in Paris.. I am depressed enough already, LOL

    7. Hey Z! Helena seems to have terrific reflexes. I definitely would have dropped the glass if I’d been in Helena’s place… Though that wouldn’t be bad now would it?! *winks* Thank you so much for sharing!!! Somehow it makes the days more … hmmm…bearable?!?…sounds a bit too harsh… But I guess you know what I mean?! However, loved it! Take care, w

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