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    Cut to the Chase: Chapter 8

    “We played and went on walks and hung out with the girls next door. Auntie Kit bought some new toys.”

    “You spoil her.”

    “And you don’t?”

    Bette laughed. “I know, I do. I can’t help it. So does Tina, though. She’ll be here in a half an hour to pick up Angelica.”

    “Maybe I’ll hang out for a little bit and see how Tina’s weekend went.”

    Bette’s face flushed.

    Kit darted her eyes at Bette. “Unless you don’t want me to.”

    “No, stay. That’s fine.” Bette stammered. “No big deal.”

    Kit gathered all her stuff and helped Bette pack up Angelica’s stuff for the next half hour. They were sitting on the couch when the doorbell rang.

    Tina walked in seeing Bette and Kit. “Hi.”

    “Hi.” Bette said.

    They stared at each other for a minute awkwardly. Kit finally stood up and brought Angelica over to Tina. “Hey there, Tina.”

    Tina pulled herself out of her daze. “Hi Kit. How was she this weekend?”

    “She was great. You know I love my little niece.”

    “Thanks so much for watching her.”

    “How was your weekend?” Kit asked.

    A grin escaped Tina. “It was great. Really great.”

    “Where did you go?”

    “Oh, um, to this spa in Santa Barbara.” Tina looked away while she lied.

    “Well you certainly look refreshed. And the color in your cheeks!”

    “Just a healthy glow.”

    “I’d say.” Kit mumbled as she looked over at Bette.

    Tina and Bette avoided eye contact for the rest of the visit. Both were afraid of giving themselves away.

    “Well, I really should get going.” Tina said as she gathered Angelica’s stuff. “Thanks again, Kit.”

    “No problem.”

    “And Bette?”

    Bette sharply turned her head and looked at Tina. Their eyes met briefly. Tina didn’t even need to speak; Bette could tell what she was trying to communicate. Tina silently told Bette that she enjoyed every minute they spent together and she’d be in touch as soon as she possibly could. Bette nodded and let her mouth turn upwards slightly, almost making a smile.

    Tina recognized that look. Bette was telling her that she loved their weekend together.

    “Yes?” Bette responded.

    “I’ll be in touch about Angelica’s schedule.”

    Bette nodded. Tina left and Kit closed the door behind her. Kit sighed and shook her head. Bette laid down on the couch, staring at the ceiling. Kit sat down across from her on a chair.

    “Are you alright?” Kit asked.

    Bette nodded silently.

    “You sure?”

    Another nod, still starting above her.

    “Anything you’d like to talk about?”

    Bette shook her head.

    “Well, then is there anything you’d like to tell me?”

    Bette turned her head and looked at Kit who simply raised her eyebrows. Bette rolled her eyes and stared at the ceiling again.

    She shook her head.

    Kit stood up to leave. She kissed Bette on the forehead and headed to the door. Before closing it, she stopped.

    “Have you and Tina always worn the same perfume?”

    She closed the door and Bette simply closed her eyes.

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    Comments

    1. “Well, then is there anything you’d like to tell me?”Kit stood up to leave. She kissed Bette on the forehead and headed to the door. Before closing it, she stopped.”Have you and Tina always worn the same perfume?”I LOVED THIS!!!! I thought it would be Shane that caught on, but Kit is just as good. OMG – you got my laughing so hard over here! Post again soon!!

    2. You capture so well the essence of all the characters, at least as I remember them in season 1, or as I would like them to be, still. This story is a refreshing journey back to good memory lane. A pleasure to read and ride with you. Thank you.

    3. oh no! i think they have been caught now,but i also thought it would be yoda not kit catches them…lol please another one a.s.a.p.I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT…..

    4. So now both Kit and Shane have figured out that maybe there is something going on between B&T. This is such a clever story. I get excited when I see that you have posted a new chapter.

    5. jjll, the “cookie jar?” That’s what they’re calling it these days? ;) I’ve been missing this story. I finished up “Vignettes” a few days ago and have been waiting on a new chapter of this. Please post soon!

    6. soon everyone will be able to pick on those little details…i think B&T are ready to get back together, but if not yet, i’m here to wait for it

    7. i totally agree with ya lamentif we have our own balderdash over here for names ….cookie jar definatly looks delicious…hehe i am lovin this story i have been lookin fwd for a post of this one its been so long

    8. ROFLOL…I knew there would be a great “punchline” ending to this one. That was great! I so agree with Technie, the Porters sisters are wonderful together. The only thing remotely close is a sane Alice and Bette or Al and Dana (S1). Ah, the wonders of verbal and non-verbal communication!!

    9. Just catching up…love this story! I’m confused though…didn’t Bette arrive at home in a taxi and go right inside after just waving to the girls in the last chapter? How’d she end up in another car arriving home? Anyway, sorry for nitpicking…I really DO love this story!

    10. Love this Kit and Bette, of the “Pooty chasing dog” variety. (sans the Weezy outfit for Kit, of course) …Now that you’re back I have to wonder, did you see Hackgirl in your travels? I thought maybe you and she were hiding out together. Thanks for posting!

    11. THIS is my Bette, THIS is my Kit. Like many observed, these are the characters and this is the relationship from S1 that we have sorely missed. Would it have KILLED the producers to just have these two sisters play off each other without all the excess sturm und drang entering their lives? The scenes with Jennifer and Pam together brought out the best in both of them. Now, they are twisted beyond belief and almost recognition. I miss the Porter Sisters. Thanks for bringing them back!

    12. loved it!!!! how great about the perfume. kit is no dummy and i dont think the girls are also. oh that we could have something like this in the show. argh!! just something, anything would have been better than what we have been subjected to. thanks again this was excellent as always.

    13. Bette, you can’t play a player and Kit is the ultimate P-L-A-Y-E-R!! LOL! When Kit asks, “Have you and TIna always worn the same perfume? ” I was grinning from ear to ear. Shane’s caught on and Alice is catching on….but Kit is the master. She knows her babysis better than anyone! PPS.

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