Kai (mentally rolling her eyes): Tina Kennard.

Kelly (waving her hand and pacing): Tina, right. (Licking her lips) Bette needed some attention and she deserved it for a job well done. We had a hugely successful opening night and I was willing to offer it to her, I would have done anything she asked, been anything, anyone. (Smiling) things were going really good until she pulled back and a glass fell and broke. I got startled because she just I don’t know, her hands came up and I think it’s because she doesn’t like anyone to initiate the sex but her. She likes to be flirted with, toyed with, but when it comes down to it, Bette likes her woman on their back with their…

Lisa (motioning): Never mind and what happened. You get a dose of conscience that she’s happily with Tina Kennard.

Kelly (shaking her head): No way. Never.  

Lisa (writing something down): So nothing happened, you went home and end of story.

Kelly (disappointment): Yeah the kid must have woken up and heard the crash and got nervous. Bette kicked me to the curb so to speak.

Kai (factually): Then why did you tell Jodi Lerner that “Bette Porter fucked you.”

Kelly (shrugging): Um well…

Lisa (losing patience): I think in a way you were hoping Bette would fall for your charms and then there would be something to hang over her head. You run into Jenny and Jenny shows you the video and now you’ve got something on Bette.  

Kai (proudly): Brilliant but then here’s the real kicker who else were you talking to? Does Catherine Rothberg and Dusty Ineges ring a bell?

Kelly swallowed hard and gulped her wine. How the hell did they find out about that?

Tina and Bette’s House
Tina (tangling her legs with Bette and kissing the top of Angie’s head): I think we need to plan a vacation once this investigation is over.

Bette (nodding; her eyes closed): We’ll take the whole crew with us. I think we all need it.

Tina (entwining their fingers): Give Helena and Dylan a chance to talk without the battery of shit (yawning.)  

Bette (shifting): And they need to stop and listen to one another.