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Danish: From Beginning to End (Real Time 9)
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“Would you stay in LA?” Shane asked softly
Alice looked at Shane, startled. “Of course. My life is here.” She placed her hand gently over Shane’s. “I wouldn’t leave you.” She smiled sadly
New York
Dana woke up to the sun shining in her eyes and she pulled the blanket up to her neck, trying to avoid the chill in the room. Sniffing the air, Dana smelt coffee. Throwing the covers off of her, Dana quickly put a sweatshirt on as she made her way into the kitchen.
“Morning.” Howie said as Dana came and sat at the kitchen table
“Morning.” Dana yawned. “Aren’t you cold?” She asked as she took in Howie’s shorts and t-shirt
“Nah, I like the cold.” Howie set a cup of coffee in front of Dana. “You ok?”
“Yeah. Why?”
“It sounded like you cried yourself to sleep last night.”
“Oh, that’s nothing. So how long are ya staying How?” Dana asked, changing the subject
“Do you cry yourself to sleep every night?”
“When did you become such a pain in my ass Howie?” Dana snapped
“I believe that happened as soon as I stared talking.” Howie smiled
Dana finally smiled. “Very true. You didn’t answer me; how long are you staying?”
Howie shrugged. “As long as it takes me to convince you to come home with me.”
“I can’t Howie. I have a lease that I just signed for this apartment.”
“Yeah, a month to month lease.” Howie chuckled
“How the hell would you know?”
“Please Dane. You would never sign a long lease living all alone in New York City. I know you better than that.”
Dana rolled her eyes. “So what?”
“So you could move home, no problem.”
“For your information, I signed a three month lease.”
“So what? You’re a professional athlete. I’m pretty sure you could afford to break your lease.”
“You really aren’t leaving until I agree to come home?”
“Nope.” Howie grinned
“Jesus Christ.” Dana muttered. “What if I said I’d come home for Christmas?”
“Hell yeah!”
“To visit.” Dana added
Howie sighed. “You’re serious about staying here, aren’t you?”
Dana nodded. “Yeah, I am.”
Howie rolled his eyes. “Fucking dyke drama.”
Dana slapped Howie upside the head. “Jack ass.”
Howie grinned. “You know you love me.”
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Great chapter – but you can’t keep our girls apart much longer … can you???? Please post again soon, as Bojangles has promised Road to Joy if you do, and I know you are as big a fan as I am.
Ha, comedic chapter indeed! Great update and sorry about not commenting on the last one, but it’s a given that it was just as great as this one. Anyway, good luck with college and don’t keep us waiting too long for another chap:)
Fantastic comedy Poopy! I love it when stories make me laugh out loud. Hope christmas will be in the next update because I’m really looking forward to that part and of course Dana and Alice seeing eachother again. The christmas tree in the apartment was great, I could see Alice falling on love with that tree and wanting to take it home. Anyway great update and I’ll be waiting for the next one when you can!
Oh yeah, couldn’t think of anything to make Luke less atractive for Alice but I’ll think about it some more! See ya
Great update! I loved it…as usual. I breathed a huge sigh of relief when Linda buzzed the intercom. Saved by the bell…uh well..buzzer. Anyway, no way, I don’t think people would be disappointed at all if Luke went bye-bye. They’d all be way too estatic from Danish being together to even consider Luke’s feelings. Well, I would be way too estatic anyway. When Dana said that she had to ascertain the disposition i nearly died laughing. I mean that literally. I was eating spaghetti (yes, I know. It’s not good to eat at the computer…especially things with sauce, but it was either read or eat dinner. I picked both.) I laughed, there was choking, it was just a big incident, but funny nonetheless. I can’t wait for Dana to go home. She needs to see Alice, and Alice needs to see her. No loopholes. Big arguement, tears, yelling, confessions, then lots and lots of kissing…did I get it right? “Luke you are the weakest link. Goodbye.” We need some Danish interaction. You are an amazing writer. Keep it up. I look forward to your posts, and can’t wait to see what you’re going to write next.
‘The Leaning Tree of Christmas’!” ROFLMAO Im going to name a christmas tree that and see if people ask if im high lol.
BAAAAAAABE!!! I cannot even tell you how much I loved this chapter! It was so fucking hilarious! Ok..let’s see…”Gaining the ascertaion and disposition”…classic…”What? Does the coffee taste like poopy shit again?” Laughed my ass off…and of course…love the “Bite me.” Damnit. I like it. Keep it up dude. Still not liking the fact that I am liking Luke…and thank you for defending my sobriety in your replies…CD is always accuising me of being intoxicated…I think it’s a cover. I was and am completely sober. LOL. OK. Sorry school is rough. We miss you damnit! POOOOP Come back to us! Who needs eductaion??? haha. I fucking love you babe. Awesome chap. Talk to you sometime this year hopefully. LMAO
Shit! Almost forgot…LONG LIVE SHITINTHECLOSET33!!! The new AlShaDane :)
OK STOP STOP STOP STOPPPP lol i got it LUKE IS KILLING any chance of danish sooo i vote you turn him into an ass asap so Dana can come rescue her! yep yep i think itd be very wise b4 u get an angry danish mob on ur tail! lol omg the treeee thing was priceless “but i want it!” “Step away from the tree Alice” too funny u kill me poopster! I really hope Dana goes to visit e1. and dont be evil… lol ur gonna make me cry if danish doesnt end up together! and! i cant wait to read of the loving pets return! lol :) keep up the awesome work plzzz and post soon! x0x0
ahh the plot thickens! the story is going really well and i can’t wait for you to continue. hope homework won’t keep you away for long.
It’s all getting super exciting now! I can’t wait for dana to return over christmas! Great chapter, loved the “”Does the coffee taste like poopy shit again?”” =] keep up the great writing!
no no! the dreaded has happened, i’ve missed a chapter! I blame school. entirely. *sniffles* og well, I’m goign to comment anyways! I looooved the christmas tree bit, I can totally see Alice picking one out that wouldn’t fit, and the smoke thing was amusing. and “I had to ascertain the disposition!”” Way too funny! I loved it…now on to the next chapter!
will dana go to see everyone when she is in la or not or will she try to go see alice at alice old apartment can’t wait to find out please post soon I love it great update aswell and it just gets better all the time
oooooooooooh shit! I hope dana goes to visit everyone when she comes back for christmas…everyone would be ecstatic to see her, yeah. i dont know what’s going to happen and it’s driving me nuts! i can always usually predict a little but its all up in the air now. i gotta say, i never thought alice would be so happy with another person, let alone a man. i think this is going to crush dana..but please give us a happy ending!! you’re fabulous this was a fantastic update and i can’t wiat for the next one!! my favorite story keeps on going! :)
Haha nice work, as always… although you know some good old Danish loving couldn’t possibly go wrong here. Poor Luke, he actually seems like such a lovely guy, but it just isn’t the same. Post soon, and maybe if you do, you’ll get another chapter of road to joy (yes, that’s right.. I’m 70% thouhh the next chap…)
The Dana & Julie interactions fascinate me, especially with the newspaper turning up the drama a notch.
Damn Poop you’ve got a cult following….the shitinthecloset33 following! 4eva! That’s from the smoothest member of the group….me. Seriously you guys have to be te drunkest people I’ve ever met and all the crack that you smoke on the weekends doesn’t help my general thought of you. How else could you write these chapters? Only the sheer influence of mind altering drugs. I’ve talked to both of you (yes you are included B) and there is no way on Earth either of you are this genius. Because let’s face it folks you guys are both retards, the only reason I talk to you is to take notes for my “Advanced Psychology of the Mentally Defunct” class at Harvard. :) That’s right I have an incredibly high IQ, guess you didn’t know that. I’ve been trying really hard to mask it….try and come down to your level, use words like “fart” and “ass” instead of the expultion of gas throught the anus and gluteus maximus. There you know my secret, my superiour intelligence dwarfs your minuscule existence. Nevertheless this was a great chapter, keep up the crack, it’s doing wonders for your creativity. Shitinthecloset33! (the new AlShaDane….I guess I have to be Dana but I feel like Alice lol. The smart funny and clearly cooler member….me!)
“I had to ascertain the disposition!” Dana defended herself … I cannot even begin to tell you the uncontrolable fits of laughter that line prompted. That is one of my favorite scenes from season 1 & the fact that traditionally speaking Dana has no gaydar … that made that scene & line so much funnier in your story. Great update … give me more please!!! Oh yeah … Vamp Willow … so freakin’ hot!!!!
Bull shit Clozzy…Bull shit! Smooth like the runs maybe…and crack, my ass…hehe. We are brilliant and you are just jealous missy. Whatever helps you sleep better at night. So yeah…one of these days, Poopers is gonna come after us both for fighting in her feedback section. LMAO. Ehhh…she loves us. Now quit your whining and update bitch. Shitinthecloest33, the new AlShaDane…the funny, charming, whitty, hot 1/3 signing out AGAIN (I’m Alice btw)…and leaving the Dana part with this…blow me! And for you poop…my apologies for this silly bickering that we have let transpire on your beautiful chapter…I guess you will have to separate us…well, off to work on that Shalice fic for you.
Please she loves the fact that we bicker on her comments….it just makes them longer, there are so many things I could burn you on with your comment but I won’t I will not insult my own intelligence by coming up with a clever retort for “blow me” honestly its just too easy. You can’t be Alice, B I’m sorry I just don’t see it…you might make a good Jenny, or Angus….we could be AlShaAng lmao. You are brilliant btw the way….the drugs make it so…you spend your free time giving plasma so you can get your crispy 20 dollar bill and go get baked in an opium den then find the nearest 7/11 and buy a Colt 45 and drink out of a brown paper bag stumbling down the streets of the city falling into a nearby gutter full of your own vomit and broken dreams. You’ll crawl to whatever crap shack you live in a try to get clean breaking out into a cold sweat on the bare and dirty mattress then take a tour of colleges and high schools telling wide eyed children how you used to give hand jobs for crack rocks and how you overcame all of that for the art of unpaid fan fiction. Thank you and goodnight
Ok bitch. I will admit that she probably does love that fact that we take up a shit load of space in her comments section…as far as the “blow me” comment goes, you like it. You laughed your ass off. Don’t deny it! AlShaAng??? Ok. Now I am lauging MY ass off! And I am so Alice and you know it! Except it my friend…it’s the first step in getting past your anger issues. I know you are just hurting because you found out that you are not the pro that you thought you were…I’m thinking of a number and it’s putting you to shame. hehe. Moving on, I do not do drugs, which you no very well…and as far as plasma goes…I am helping someone and I get 20 bucks for it…sue me. I must say though, you paint a wonderfully vivid picture of what would happen to me, should I choose a life of crack, hand jobs…ewww dude, and public speaking. And I don’t know where you have been posting but i am making a shit load of cash for my fics! Sorry to hear that you are working for table scraps. That sucks balls, my friend…big sweaty balls. So yeah…we really need to just look into getting our own fucking forum. It will read… Shitinthecloset33…enter at your own risk…lot’s of shit slinging…with a dash of perviness, humor…and some damn good writing. If we build it…they will come. Let’s discuss this with Poop-skiddles and go from there. Yeah…she’s gonna kill us…but she won’t because she loves us :D oh…and here…(_*_) Just for good measure.