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    Diary of a Mad Addict . . . Chapter 19

    After a few seconds I sat up and looked through the kitchen door into the living room to see if the coast was clear. I picked up a piece of banana that had hit me in the head, popped it into my mouth, let out a big sigh and started to lie back down. But the thick fruit juices from the bottom of the bowl from which K was nibbling made the tile floor slick and in stead of slowly lying back down, I slid and fell back rather quickly, banging my head on the tile and knocking myself out cold.

    That is the last thing I remember before waking up here, tethered to this bed, my head pounding and throbbing. I couldnt recall any conversation between K and me before I ended up here – couldnt recall if she had ripped me a new one before committing me to this place. I knew she was angry – totally pissed at my confessions of cyber sexing with strangers, of e-mailing Fan Fic authors behind her back, of arranging secret meetings with some of my favorite writers without her knowing – but I certainly didnt think she would do this to me. The ache in my head made it difficult for me to focus, to see where I was. All I knew for sure was that I was in bed, tied up or tied down.

    Not being able to see very well and not being able to move around at all, I decide that this might be a good time for me to reflect on my uncontrollable and inexcusable behavior – behavior that I choose now as I have been choosing for months – to blame on the forces around me namely everything L.

    If I had never opened that site looking to buy the DVDs, if I had never accidentally stumbled upon the L-Word.com, if I never started reading those deliciously addicting Fan Fic stories, and if I had never found HER, I know for a fact that I would not be in the mess I am in. I would never have had to see a shrink about my declining work habits, I would never have had to lie to my wife about all the ridiculous things I have been doing in the name of L, and I would never have ended up here, tied to a bed, restrained and restricted.

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    1. You are reyond help,but most of us are in the same shape.I try not to pich a favorite writer. I just try to read and comment. I guess we all all a little insanity,just dont tell everyone in cyper sapce. thanks for posting.

    2. Beachie, you are by far one of the most inventive writers on this site. I don’t give a rats *ss that the story is not about B&T. Its still funny, entertaining, and most of all original. Thanks for once again making me smile.

    3. LOL!!! ““You cry because you got caught, because you struggle with the next lie you must tell to continue the deception.”

      (MOTHER FUCK ME AGAIN, SHE IS GOOD)” OH MY GOD is right!! I can not wait for the next chapter. Brilliant! I say that and I mean it. I love that you ate the banana off your head. HA!

    4. You’ve got great comedic timing. Well done! I love the Diary; reminds me I’m not alone and well, it’s just wickedly hilarious! :) Addiction is sweet!

    5. I’ve came to the conclusion of one of the following:

      #1-You are also addicted to Joan of Arcadia. Or somehow apart of the show.

      #2-You and Your Wife have sent e-mails of encouragement to me.

      #3-You are seriously missing me and my tales (yes, I have a huge ass ego……..what of it!? ;D)

      #4-You are one of the Ladies from the L Word-star, executive producer/writer, exectutive producer/director-writer. and/or a certain music composer (director).

      #5-You truly are insane!

      #6-This tale is either 100% real or 100% Fiction………with the raritiy of one or the other slipping in from time to time.

      #7-A combination of the above-give or take a few of them.

      #8-All of the above! :D

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