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Diary of a Mad Addict . . . Chapter 19
After a few seconds I sat up and looked through the kitchen door into the living room to see if the coast was clear. I picked up a piece of banana that had hit me in the head, popped it into my mouth, let out a big sigh and started to lie back down. But the thick fruit juices from the bottom of the bowl from which K was nibbling made the tile floor slick and in stead of slowly lying back down, I slid and fell back rather quickly, banging my head on the tile and knocking myself out cold.
That is the last thing I remember before waking up here, tethered to this bed, my head pounding and throbbing. I couldnt recall any conversation between K and me before I ended up here – couldnt recall if she had ripped me a new one before committing me to this place. I knew she was angry – totally pissed at my confessions of cyber sexing with strangers, of e-mailing Fan Fic authors behind her back, of arranging secret meetings with some of my favorite writers without her knowing – but I certainly didnt think she would do this to me. The ache in my head made it difficult for me to focus, to see where I was. All I knew for sure was that I was in bed, tied up or tied down.
Not being able to see very well and not being able to move around at all, I decide that this might be a good time for me to reflect on my uncontrollable and inexcusable behavior – behavior that I choose now as I have been choosing for months – to blame on the forces around me namely everything L.
If I had never opened that site looking to buy the DVDs, if I had never accidentally stumbled upon the L-Word.com, if I never started reading those deliciously addicting Fan Fic stories, and if I had never found HER, I know for a fact that I would not be in the mess I am in. I would never have had to see a shrink about my declining work habits, I would never have had to lie to my wife about all the ridiculous things I have been doing in the name of L, and I would never have ended up here, tied to a bed, restrained and restricted.
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Beach, you are incorrigible and beyond help. Thank gawd for that!!
I just love it!
You are reyond help,but most of us are in the same shape.I try not to pich a favorite writer. I just try to read and comment. I guess we all all a little insanity,just dont tell everyone in cyper sapce. thanks for posting.
My spelling was real bad,but someone was talking to me and the phone was ring. real life.
I love this story – GOD JOB. Seriously – I think I love the way your mind works! Insanity has it’s benefits!! HAHA!
Beachie, you are by far one of the most inventive writers on this site. I don’t give a rats *ss that the story is not about B&T. Its still funny, entertaining, and most of all original. Thanks for once again making me smile.
Beach you crack me up. Thank for the installment.
i too am a junky for yours and other stories here.
LOL!!! ““You cry because you got caught, because you struggle with the next lie you must tell to continue the deception.â€
(MOTHER FUCK ME AGAIN, SHE IS GOOD)” OH MY GOD is right!! I can not wait for the next chapter. Brilliant! I say that and I mean it. I love that you ate the banana off your head. HA!
You’ve got great comedic timing. Well done! I love the Diary; reminds me I’m not alone and well, it’s just wickedly hilarious! :) Addiction is sweet!
I’ve came to the conclusion of one of the following:
#1-You are also addicted to Joan of Arcadia. Or somehow apart of the show.
#2-You and Your Wife have sent e-mails of encouragement to me.
#3-You are seriously missing me and my tales (yes, I have a huge ass ego……..what of it!? ;D)
#4-You are one of the Ladies from the L Word-star, executive producer/writer, exectutive producer/director-writer. and/or a certain music composer (director).
#5-You truly are insane!
#6-This tale is either 100% real or 100% Fiction………with the raritiy of one or the other slipping in from time to time.
#7-A combination of the above-give or take a few of them.
#8-All of the above! :D