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Diary of a Mad Addict . . .Chapter 27
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(EXTENDED AUTHORS NOTE: It has been a few weeks since I last wrote in the diary. For those of you just reading this for the first time, you may want to stop now and find another story. There is NO, I repeat, NO BnT hot love, NO Shane *****, NO Alice and Dana comedy. This horrific piece of literature is just the ramblings of an insane L-Word addict, retelling the unfortunate events of my life and the silly situations I so often find myself in because of this uncontrollable addiction. If you have not read the previous chapters you may feel lost and confused and disappointed you wasted your time here when you could have been reading some dripping wet ***** and ***** drama. So do not torture yourself unless you feel the need for real-life embarrassing moments from an L fan).
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Something just wasnt right, I could feel it . . And I dont mean the burning sensation I got when I peed the past couple days. No, what wasnt right wasnt physical – well not entirely. And I hated myself for feeling this way, but I couldnt help it. ***** , every time I went to the bathroom I dreaded sitting down knowing that the ammonia laden piss was going to cause such agony. But the reason I was having this pain was much more agonizing than any unpleasantness I have was enduring.
It was Sunday morning, a time of such joy and jocularity in our house. Ah yes, Sunday – a day of rest for most people – a time to enjoy family , friends, food – a time to relax and reflect and refresh. But not for K and me. No, we were not like most people, thank Bette. How boring for us if we were so predictable and sensible. How mundane Ks life would seem if she did not have to endure my moronic behavior and deal with the endless ridiculous situations I constantly find myself facing thanks to the perpetual and obsessive addiction I have to everything L. No, Sunday was much more than family and food in this abode – it was and always will be *****-around-the-house day for us. Before breakfast, during breakfast, after breakfast, on the breakfast table, under the breakfast table, in every room of the house and outside the house as well – – in the pool, in the garage, in her workshop, on my motorcycle . . .while we watched cartoons or reruns of L episodes or a Three Stooges marathon or while we were being watched by our border collie Elvis – – when we read the morning paper or fan fic – – it didnt matter – – all I know is that I love Sundays.
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Thank goodness you’re back. I may have to start my own fanfic about being addicted to Beach!
found you on themoraldilemma – the things a fan does when they can’t get enough – i’m such an addict…
K is a frickin angel!!! And, you are right Beach, you are a moron…but a very cute and hilarious moron!!!
WOW was starting to wonder why you had letf this wonderful Fan Fic planet of ours. I have to tell you I caught up on your stories, I haven’t been on this site long but I have loved reading them. I sometimes wonder how funny it is when we share the same problem, I just keep it to myself. Can’t wait to see where this is going. I do also have a BC, her name is balou, but she is more active, and stays away from the drama when it happens.
Funny as always Beach. Love this story. I don’t think your a moron. Crazy. Yes. But not a moron.
GOOD lord help you. I very rarely make coments- but i love your stories. I would cry if i could stop laughing. One insane household!!
My goodness how do you think this stuff up? I agree with Sea, K is an angel. Once again thanks for making me LMAO.
girl, you ain’t right… thank betteness. glad to see that you did not fully disappear. please keep up the antics and tell all soon.