“HEY. This is Dana’s day, and you guys aren’t gonna ruin it, got me?
Huh?” Alice asked, slamming her fist on the table, making Shane want to
jump out of her skin. Her ***** was sore from a spanking Tina had
administered earlier this morning, Shane hadn’t done anything wrong.
Tina had just told her it was a reminder of whom she belonged too.
Shane knew she’d never forget.

“Tina, I’m sorry, I didn’t know we’d be sitting together.” Bette said, moving her hand around Candace’s waist.

“That’s all you have to say? She just called me” Candace began and
Bette silenced her with a kiss, and she instantly stopped protesting.

“***** you Bette.” Tina said with distaste and said to Shane. “Get me a drink.”

“What do you want?” Shane asked timidly and Tina’s lips curled up into
a smile that reminded her of Susan. Shane averted her eyes from the
smile, feeling the hot lump in her throat.

“Guess. You know what happens if you guess wrong.” Tina said, leaning
back in her chair and Shane got up quickly and moved to the open bar.

“Ok, wanna tell us what the ***** is going on with you two?” Kit asked
and Tina put her elbows on the table, cupping her face and making her
look like a cherub angel.

“Us two? Nothing that you’d be entertained by, Kit. How have you been?”
She asked and Shane set the drink in front of her, and she nodded.

“At least your mind reading skills are improving. Pity, I had such
plans.” Tina laughed to herself and the table watched as the trailed
her fingers down Shane’s bare arms. Alice’s eyes were about to pop out
of her head, not sure who this woman was in her Tina Kennard disguise,
but she sure as ***** didn’t like it.

“The night is young.” Shane said with a bit of promise in her voice,
and now Alice’s mouth hit the ground, she rubbed her eyes and was sure
she had to be seeing wrong.

Shane and Tina!

The world was going to stop spinning, wasn’t it?

“Shane, come with me, I wanna show you what I got Dana.” Alice said,
standing up and eyeing Shane, who looked at Tina, who nodded and Alice
realized that she’d just asked Tina for permission to go with her. What
the ***** was going on in this freaked out alternate reality of life?