Fan Fiction
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Down The Hole
“Yes, baby, like that!”
“No, no, no… to the left!”
“SHIT!”
“Come on, you’re doing good”
“Stop!”
“No, wait!”
“Jesus, T! You’re not really helping here”
“Well, Bette it’s not my fault if you can’t find a fucking hole!”
“Oh, now that’s my fault!”
“Of course it is, you’re the one in charge, here and you are the one who wanted to do it in the first place!”
“Fuck!”
“Yes! There, there”
“See? Told you I can do it”
“You missed it again!”
“Oh, HELL!!!”
“Come on, calm down. Easy. Yes, slow down”
“Shit, I didn’t know it was that hard”
“Yeah, tell me about it… OH!!! Yes, to the right, to the right!”
“Tina, give me time!”
“Porter, those fingers are so slow!!”
“Hey now, stop mocking me, already!”
“Well, it’s not my fault if you don’t know how use them properly”
“DAMN! I was almost there”
“Wait, wait, wait”
“What?”
“It’s there, do you see it?”
“No, where the hell is it?”
“Down there, Bette, for God’s sake! Just a little bit more to the right”
“Okay”
“NO!!!”
“Jesus, T!”
“Oh wait! You’re so close, now. That’s great, you’re doing great, baby!!!”
“Mama?!”
…
“Yes, sweetie?”
“Can I play, now?”
“Yeah, I guess it’s time to let you play. The Wii isn’t really Mama B’s thing. Come on, baby give Angie the remote”
“That’s just because you were there breathing down my neck! I couldn’t concentrate!”
Gotta love Bette.
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majicspider60 says
Poor Bette, so intense. You gotta love her!
ceetime says
lol
brinny says
Hilarious! Hand her a GPS!
goyabeans4me says
Hahaha!! Nice!
tibettenation1 says
Please keep this story going, I love to follow all of your writings
scribe says
BOP,
This one is really funny. I was kind of anticipating for Frozen and was about to do my happy dance only to find out that it is just a short story.
But I welcome it and considered this like a good commercial break before the most anticipated finale of a show :)
Thanks.
Scribe
ally4cleo says
its golf right? this was a nice little moment. Thanks for sharing.
ladywesty says
You little devil, you’ve got me fooled until the very end. Thank you for letting me start my day with smile.
ut says
Ahahaha love it, poor Bette lol
mamadoc91 says
Cute!! Thank you!
didi1956 says
Funny,thank you.
Bibi28 says
That was so funny, made my day.
cellphone48 says
Like it, like it! Thanks!
robyntibetter says
By the rating of this story, I was suspecting you’d throw us for a loop!
Oh hilarious! Bette being awkward playing wii.
Like it!
akalittleredtwo says
Very funny! Sometime My kids laugh at me when I play the Wii.
mscully says
Very creative this story, loved.!
kingg says
Aww…poor Bette n her concentration. This was short n sweet. Enjoyed it. Thx for the post..now back to “Frozen” please; commercials over. ;-D
Bette0Porter says
Thank you! Glad you liked it, and glad you’re missing “Frozen”; I’m happy to know you guys love it. I know I haven’t updated in a while, I’m busy with work and life in general, but I’m writing, slowly yes, but I’m doing it.
Hope to post, soon. Sorry for keeping you all waiting.