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Down The Hole
“Yes, baby, like that!”
“No, no, no… to the left!”
“SHIT!”
“Come on, you’re doing good”
“Stop!”
“No, wait!”
“Jesus, T! You’re not really helping here”
“Well, Bette it’s not my fault if you can’t find a fucking hole!”
“Oh, now that’s my fault!”
“Of course it is, you’re the one in charge, here and you are the one who wanted to do it in the first place!”
“Fuck!”
“Yes! There, there”
“See? Told you I can do it”
“You missed it again!”
“Oh, HELL!!!”
“Come on, calm down. Easy. Yes, slow down”
“Shit, I didn’t know it was that hard”
“Yeah, tell me about it… OH!!! Yes, to the right, to the right!”
“Tina, give me time!”
“Porter, those fingers are so slow!!”
“Hey now, stop mocking me, already!”
“Well, it’s not my fault if you don’t know how use them properly”
“DAMN! I was almost there”
“Wait, wait, wait”
“What?”
“It’s there, do you see it?”
“No, where the hell is it?”
“Down there, Bette, for God’s sake! Just a little bit more to the right”
“Okay”
“NO!!!”
“Jesus, T!”
“Oh wait! You’re so close, now. That’s great, you’re doing great, baby!!!”
“Mama?!”
…
“Yes, sweetie?”
“Can I play, now?”
“Yeah, I guess it’s time to let you play. The Wii isn’t really Mama B’s thing. Come on, baby give Angie the remote”
“That’s just because you were there breathing down my neck! I couldn’t concentrate!”
Gotta love Bette.
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Poor Bette, so intense. You gotta love her!
lol
Hilarious! Hand her a GPS!
Hahaha!! Nice!
Please keep this story going, I love to follow all of your writings
BOP,
This one is really funny. I was kind of anticipating for Frozen and was about to do my happy dance only to find out that it is just a short story.
But I welcome it and considered this like a good commercial break before the most anticipated finale of a show :)
Thanks.
Scribe
its golf right? this was a nice little moment. Thanks for sharing.
You little devil, you’ve got me fooled until the very end. Thank you for letting me start my day with smile.
Ahahaha love it, poor Bette lol
Cute!! Thank you!
Funny,thank you.
That was so funny, made my day.
Like it, like it! Thanks!
By the rating of this story, I was suspecting you’d throw us for a loop!
Oh hilarious! Bette being awkward playing wii.
Like it!
Very funny! Sometime My kids laugh at me when I play the Wii.
Very creative this story, loved.!
Aww…poor Bette n her concentration. This was short n sweet. Enjoyed it. Thx for the post..now back to “Frozen” please; commercials over. ;-D
Thank you! Glad you liked it, and glad you’re missing “Frozen”; I’m happy to know you guys love it. I know I haven’t updated in a while, I’m busy with work and life in general, but I’m writing, slowly yes, but I’m doing it.
Hope to post, soon. Sorry for keeping you all waiting.