“So it wasn’t a case of her being bad at it?” Alice said.

“It was Papi,” Kit said.

“WHAT!!!!!”

“Can I go kill her now?” Bette said standing up.

“Bette, chill, she didn’t take advantage of me or anything, I was hurtin’ over Angus,” Kit said.

“Okay, so let me get this straight,” Tasha said, “Papi…”

“The queen of sex,” Alice chirped.

“Went down on you…” Tasha continued.

“And you didn’t like it?” Carmen laughed.

“Sooo straight!” Helena cried.

Everyone broke into laughter and Tina said, “wait, has everyone in here slept with Papi?”

“Well, I slept with her when we first met,” Tasha said.

“As did I in her limo,” Alice said.

“Me too,” Helena said.

“Y’all know my story,” Kit said.

“I slept with before she was Papi, back when she was Eva Torres,” Carmen said.

“What? Really?” Alice said.

“Doesn’t that bother you Shane? You girls are very competitive,” Bette asked.

“Nah,” Shane said, “besides, after Shay left, I got really, really drunk, and I was looking for some comfort…”

“Oh my God! Don’t tell me you…” Bette trailed off as everyone gasped.

“It was one time, and it was the same result as Tasha, we just didn’t click,” Shane said.

“Wow, so everyone but me, Bette and Tina have slept with this Papi character,” Dylan said.

“Oh and Papi almost got Bette,” Alice said.

“What!” Tina laughed.

“When?” Bette said with a scoff.

“Remember at the basketball game?” Alice said, “you guys got all up close and personal.”

“Oh! That!” Tina laughed, “well she definitely wanted you.”

“What’s not to want?” Bette said with a cocky grin. Everyone groaned and laughed throwing pillows at her as she dodged them.

“Ooo hey, join the ‘had sex with Papi’ club,” Alice said patting Bette and Tina’s knees, “she’d do a threesome.”

“Ew!” Tina said.

“Hell no!” Bette said at the same time.

“That would be disastrous,” Tasha said, “Bette and Papi would get all competitive over Tina.”

“And then I would take advantage of it to top them both,” Tina said with a cheeky grin.

“Well Papi is a hard girl to top,” Helena said.

“Tina is full of surprises,” Bette said, “but that will never happen.”

“I know, I’m totally kidding,” Alice said.