Hit harder Fairbanks! Youve got the stroke, but you lack the energy!

Dana Fairbanks, daughter of the wealthy Fairbanks empire. every Fairbanks led a perfect life, or so it seemed to the outside world. Rich, beautiful, successful careers. They had it all. So did Dana. But she had a secret. And she wasn;t about to reveal it to them, not in a million years. No way.

well so this is the soon-to-be famous Fairbanks? Hi, im Conrad, your mother hired me. So I thought for your upcoming..

Dana was not impressed by this guy at all. He was a prig, as how all guys were. If only he was a woman.

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so, I think we should take a DAAAAaaa alices voice faded, and a *thud* could be heard.

Bette looked in the bathrooms direction. What the ***** was alice doing in there?

Al, honey, are you alright? Alice?…OH MY GOD!!! ALICE!!!! GET UP!!! Alice was slumped on the floor, her hair matted with blood. Not much, but she had passed out. Bette rushed towards the limp body, and quickly rolled her off the pristinely white bathroom rug.

oh thank god, I paid a bomb for that rugALICE! Get up! Lets get you to a doctor. Now!

alice stirred. huh?…..OH MY GOD!!! That was a lot of blood I lost, huh? Ive never seen so much blood before, except for the time when I fell off the bunk bed at camp, well, that was because this stupid fat girl kept snoring.

Bette put her hand in alices face, to stop her from yakking on. God! This woman could link any conversation to anything. Getting on her feet, bette grabbed the keys and beckoned alice to the elevator.

Bette, what I wanted to say just now was that we should take..

not now hon, lets just get you checked up, ok? We can discuss this after I know that youre well. Bette concentrated on the road, thinking: if only the mental institution was nearer.

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ok doctor, no problem, I will get her to do that, not to worry bette had to reassure the doctor, for the umpteenth time.

Alice was sitting, arms folded, giving a death stare at the kind-hearted and patient doctor. I said theres nothing wrong with me! So what if I had banged my head against the table edge? Im still talking am I not right? I can still function. And I dont need depressants!!! Who the ***** takes depressants? They issue anti-depressants, not DEPRESSANTS!!! You might as well get me sedated! Doctor, I need you to shoot me in the ***** with a blowpipe! God. Bette turned away, trying not to laugh out loud. Trying and failing miserably, as she let put weird grunts.

lets go now. Get you nice and comfy at my place, ok? I bet you werent expecting this on our special day. ErmSurprise? bette let out some nervous laughter as she helped alice to the car.

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I found some sponsors for you, all you have to do is sign here, here and here. Ok? Dont worry about a thing, I charmed the socks off themhah, socks..well, most of them were little old ladies

As usual Dana didnt bother listening to Conrad. This guy was utterly full of himself. Whoa, wait a minute, that lady in the Jacuzzi, that is one cris-pay lady! No Dana, no ladies. What would mother think? Turning to give the cris-pay lady one last look, she saw to her dismay, a very-***** brunette making her way towards crisp. Damn, always slow on the uptake. But hey, at least the ***** was hot, in a ***** sort of way.

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bette darl, can we talk now? Ive never been this adamant to speak before, I think cause this is something really serious, while other times, its just.you know what I mean!!!! alice looked up at bette, who had her arm over alices shoulder. Both of them snuggled comfortably in the bed.

yes baby? bette asked umcomfortably. She just knew. Call it hunch.

well, Ive been thinking, I know I do a lot of thinking, but this time, Ive been thinking about us. About how our relationship is coming along. You know, were no longer Wham-Bam lovers, I feel that were.slowing down. I know youre getting old, but im still young and feisty!!! Cmon, give me some oomph baby!!!

bette looked amused at this proposition, and well, moved in for the kill. As she did so, alice pulled away. Wow, alice never resisted ***** before. Something must definitely be up. whats wrong? Arent I giving you want u want? Raving hot *****? Yes no? seriously al, what more do you want?

alice looked around nervously. And, in a very meek voice, I want freedom bette. I dont know where were going with this. I love you, I do. But I think we need to move on, ok? I just dont feel that fire there anymore. But I still love you. I would always be here for you, just know that, ok? You mean so much more to me than *****, though by far youre the best, undeniably, no one could ever do swinger position, not in a million years, nopes! Ok, Im digressing, but reallyI just want you to know

bette wasnt surprised. She sat up straight. She had wanted to break-up with alice weeks ago, but she just didnt have the heart to break alice. Alice had been dumped,cheated on, been through the depths of *****, and she wanted to let alice have the pleasure of doing the honours. She also knew that alice would always be faithful to her, alice was the kind of person who was overly-concerned for the pple she cared for. So why ruin that wonderful friendship?

baby, Im fine with your decision, really I am. I love you too. And I know our love has no boundaries, I promise to always be there for you too, except for your overly-idealistic adventures, well, then I would have to consider bette just gave her a little smile.

Both of them felt so good lifting off everything from their chest. It just increased their love for each other, not in that kind of way, but nonetheless, hot ***** was ensued.

hi-ho, Im a mighty lucky *****!! To think of having ravenous ***** with an ex! Oh my god, I can so be a part-time rapper, *****-with-an-exbette-porter-Im-shorteryea, im getting the hang of this. alices voice faded to a soft moan as bette hit her sweet spot. oh porter, the thing I would regret the most, and miss the most is your skill baby, yea! Rock on, I better shut up, this is gonna be the last time we do this, and I want you to give me your best!!!

oh aliceyou never fail to humour me.mmmmm