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    Epic Love Chapter 3

     

    Barbara: Drooling? Is worse that that, I’m not even cool anymore! Been an aunty has left me without my coolness, changing dippers and giving bottles is not cool.

     

    Shane: JAJAJAJA. Well, here, I mean, In San Francisco, you’ll be with me, so you’ll get your coolness back.

     

    Barbara: Ah?

     

    Shane: Yep, You’ll be CBA

     

    Barbara: CBA?

     

    Shane: Yep, Cool By Association

     

    Barbara: JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

     

    Shane: Hey! I’m serious! Because I’m cool and you’re gonna hang out with me, ergo,  you’re cool by association.

     

    Barbara: JAJAJAJAJA, We’ll see, We’ll see

     

    Shane: One condition, you have to let me drive this car.

     

    Barbara: In your dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I’m calling Christina now, shhhhhhhhhhhh.

     

    In San Francisco

     

    Christina: This is Christina

     

    Barbara: Christina? Christina Kennard?

     

    Christina: Yes

     

    Barbara: Hi, it’s me, Barbara, Barbara Porter

     

    Christina: Oh! Hi! How are you?

     

    Barbara: Fine, thank you, I’m in LA actually

     

    Christina: Cool, when are you going to be in San Francisco?

     

    Barbara: Tomorrow, at noon tops

     

    Christina: Great, I’ll be at the house at that time to welcome you.

     

    Barbara: Cool, Looking forward to meet you.

     

    Christina: Same here. Have a nice flight

     

    Barbara: Thanks, see you tomorrow then

     

    Christina: Ok, Bye

     

    Barbara: Bye

     

    Shane: So?

     

    Barbara. She seems very nice over the phone

     

    Shane: Cool

     

    Barbara: Ok, You know I love you but she’s off limits

     

    Shane: What? I have no idea what you’re talking about

     

    Barbara: Shane, I’m serious, if you hook up and then it doesn’t work, I’ll suffer the consequences

     

    Shane: Ok, Ok, I see your point. She’s off limits

     

    Barbara: Thank you

     

    Shane: What if I fall in love with her?

     

    Barbara: Well, if that’s the case we’ll discuss this later, but right now, “OFF LIMITS”

     

    Shane: Ok. Ok now, Let’s go to the beach and then to the observatory

     

    Barbara: Can we eat first?

     

    Shane: Already?

     

    Barbara: What do you mean already? We had breakfast like 4 hours ago!

     

    Shane: How about this, Beach, eat, Observatory

     

    Barbara: Sound fair

     

    Shane: Deal?

     

    Barbara: Deal.

     

     

     

    “Breathe” (Melissa Etheridge)

    I played the fool today
    And I just dream of vanishing into the crowd
    Longing for home again
    But home is a feeling I buried in you
     
    I’m all right, I’m all right
    It only hurts when I breathe
     
    I can’t ask for things to be still again
    I can’t ask if I could walk through the world in your eyes
    Longing for home again
    But home is a feeling I buried in you
     
    I’m all right, I’m all right
    It only hurts when I breathe
    I’m all right, I’m all right
    It only hurts when I breathe
     
    My window through which nothing hides
    And everything sings
    ‘Cause I’m counting the signs 
    Cursing the miles in between
    Home is a feeling I buried in you
     
    I’m all right, I’m all right
    It only hurts when I breathe

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