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Epic Love Chapter 3
Barbara: Drooling? Is worse that that, I’m not even cool anymore! Been an aunty has left me without my coolness, changing dippers and giving bottles is not cool.
Shane: JAJAJAJA. Well, here, I mean, In San Francisco, you’ll be with me, so you’ll get your coolness back.
Barbara: Ah?
Shane: Yep, You’ll be CBA
Barbara: CBA?
Shane: Yep, Cool By Association
Barbara: JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ
Shane: Hey! I’m serious! Because I’m cool and you’re gonna hang out with me, ergo, you’re cool by association.
Barbara: JAJAJAJAJA, We’ll see, We’ll see
Shane: One condition, you have to let me drive this car.
Barbara: In your dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I’m calling Christina now, shhhhhhhhhhhh.
In San Francisco
Christina: This is Christina
Barbara: Christina? Christina Kennard?
Christina: Yes
Barbara: Hi, it’s me, Barbara, Barbara Porter
Christina: Oh! Hi! How are you?
Barbara: Fine, thank you, I’m in LA actually
Christina: Cool, when are you going to be in San Francisco?
Barbara: Tomorrow, at noon tops
Christina: Great, I’ll be at the house at that time to welcome you.
Barbara: Cool, Looking forward to meet you.
Christina: Same here. Have a nice flight
Barbara: Thanks, see you tomorrow then
Christina: Ok, Bye
Barbara: Bye
Shane: So?
Barbara. She seems very nice over the phone
Shane: Cool
Barbara: Ok, You know I love you but she’s off limits
Shane: What? I have no idea what you’re talking about
Barbara: Shane, I’m serious, if you hook up and then it doesn’t work, I’ll suffer the consequences
Shane: Ok, Ok, I see your point. She’s off limits
Barbara: Thank you
Shane: What if I fall in love with her?
Barbara: Well, if that’s the case we’ll discuss this later, but right now, “OFF LIMITS”
Shane: Ok. Ok now, Let’s go to the beach and then to the observatory
Barbara: Can we eat first?
Shane: Already?
Barbara: What do you mean already? We had breakfast like 4 hours ago!
Shane: How about this, Beach, eat, Observatory
Barbara: Sound fair
Shane: Deal?
Barbara: Deal.
“Breathe” (Melissa Etheridge)
I played the fool todayAnd I just dream of vanishing into the crowdLonging for home againBut home is a feeling I buried in you I’m all right, I’m all rightIt only hurts when I breathe I can’t ask for things to be still againI can’t ask if I could walk through the world in your eyesLonging for home againBut home is a feeling I buried in you I’m all right, I’m all rightIt only hurts when I breatheI’m all right, I’m all rightIt only hurts when I breathe My window through which nothing hidesAnd everything sings‘Cause I’m counting the signs Cursing the miles in betweenHome is a feeling I buried in you I’m all right, I’m all rightIt only hurts when I breathe
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I just read the first 3 chapters and they are very good; I hope you continue and post soon.
They are so funny!