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    Expect the Unexpected CH1

     

    “Do you want to tie me up?”

     

    Bette moaned loudly and pushed her face hard against Tina’s neck, “You know I do.”

     

    “So go find something to tie me up with.”

     

    She didn’t have to be asked twice. Bette placed a small kiss on Tina’s throat before sliding off the bed and hurrying towards their chest of drawers. It took a good five minutes of rummaging before she found some soft enough material that would do the job.

     

    When she turned back towards the bed, she gasped audibly at the sight before her.

     

    Tina was sprawled across the mattress with her arms resting above her head and her dirty blond hair fanning across the pillow. The sheet that had previously been blocking the view of her wonderful body had fallen down, revealing her milky skin and her ample breasts.

     

    She wasted no time in returning to the bed and crawling up her lover’s body. Tina bucked uncontrollably as Bette straddled her lap, purposefully grinding down in an attempt to tease the blond. It worked.

     

    Unfortunately though, as soon as she finished tying Tina’s wrists to the headboard… the phone beside the bed began to ring.

     

    They managed to ignore it for the first three times but as soon as it started ringing for the fourth, Bette angrily climbed off the bed and yanked the phone from the socket.

     

    “Hello?” she answered coldly.

     

    “Thank God! Finally. Look, I know I’m not-”

     

    “Alice, what do you want?”

     

    Tina rolled her eyes and inwardly groaned. Typical behaviour from Alice. They had been stupid to even think that their ban of phone calls to either one of them would work.

     

    “Alright Porter, here’s the deal. I have a dilemma. I kind of… kissed someone that wasn’t Tasha.”

     

    “What?” Bette shrieked, “You can’t be serious!”

     

    Tina watched curiously as Bette began frantically pacing the room, talking animatedly to Alice on the other end. Ten minutes later and Bette was finally wrapping up the call with “I’ll see you in half an hour.” Tina slumped back against the mattress and groaned in frustration. God damn it.

     

    “I’m sorry, Tee, but Alice really needs to talk to someone.”

     

    Bette sat down on the edge of the bed and reached across to undo the restraints on Tina’s wrists.

     

    “Why? What’s happened?”

     

    “She cheated on Tasha,” the other replied glumly, “I could kill her right now.”

     

    Tina’s brows knotted in confusion. “Alice cheated on Tasha? Who did she sleep with? Anyone we know?”

     

    It was definitely someone they knew and the idea of Alice kissing that person made Bette’s stomach twist in disgust. Those two were like sisters! She forced a tight smile and shrugged helplessly.

     

    “It’s Helena,” she eventually mumbled, dropping her head forward and cradling it within her hands.

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    Comments

    1. Ah, such typical behavior from Alice, perfectly abysmal timing. But… Alice and Hels? Too interesting, and high potential for fun… (and even saying this, I love Al and Tasha together, but Helena… yow!) Okay, this is a great start, I’m in. Thanks! :)

    2. Hate that Alice interrupted, as usual, butI’ve always wanted to see an Alice/Helena pairing. But I’m a diehard Danish fan. This should be good. pps

    3. I could see Alice with Helena. I thought it would happen in S3, when Helena was retconned into a nice person and Alice’s BFF. I think Helena would be a better match for Alice than Tasha. As S6 explored and then grew shy of, they really do have nothing in common. Helena? Alice could do a lot worse. Okay, so your notes said that no drama exists between Alice and Tasha. My bad for bringing it up! Thanks!

    4. Does Helena and Alice know that if Tasha finds out, that she will kick their ASSES. And then Tina is also going to kick Alice’s ass from cheating on Tasha and ruining her time with Bette. Please continue.

    5. awwwwwwww shyt!!! sorry but i would have given kit a code to ring 5 times then stop so as i’d know it was her; otherwise i would have unplugged every landline phone and turned off every cellphone!!! i do this even to this day because i had phone intrusions on my private time. as for alice’s crisis? Bette etc should stop ‘enabling & rescuing’ that self-centered stupid woman!!!!! by responding to her dizziness!!!! So she kissed Helena?!!! WTF???!!! SORT IT OUT AL. I was much more engrossed with Bette’s fantasy then worrying about Al’s self-imposed crisis. Is this what people do in their real lives? create a crisis and then mess up their friends lives with sorting it out? If so, its no wonder there’s a plethora of counsellors, psychatrists, rehab centers and prisons out there. Plz take this story to its logical conclusion: have Alice locked up for ‘disturbing everyone’s peace’!!!! Then get back to Bette and Tina playing out their fantasisies. If I was Tina here, I would deprive Bette of ‘some-thing’ until she learnt not to answer the phone at critical moments.

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