“Bette, baby, you have to try this. It’s amazing! It feels so good. I can feel it everywhere, on all my curves and all my edges, all my perfect imperfections.”

I can hear T shouting at me from the bedroom while trying to maintain focus on the task at hand. To me, good oral hygiene is of utmost importance, however, she’s so cute and when she’s talking to me in that excited fast paced tone, I find it hard to resist. So, as usual, I stop what I’m doing and poke my head out from around the bathroom wall and see her lying there, naked, on our bed and oh so happy.

I bought Tina a new toy for Valentine’s Day and I knew she was anxious to use it. I was hoping she would wait for me, but apparently she decided to go solo.

Now there she is squirming, moaning and giggling at the same time with our new little bullet placed ever so delicately upon the tip of her nose. That’s right, I said nose.

“What are you doing T?”

“Bette, it feels so incredible. The sensation is like nothing I’ve ever felt before.”

“Nothing? Like nothing you’ve ever felt before? Thanks a lot.”

“Wait, babe, I didn’t mean it like that. You know I think it’s amazing when you touch me, nothing compares. I just mean this is an unexpected surprise.”

The look on my face must not have been so confident, because after powering the bullet down to the lowest speed, Tina managed to tear her attention away from her new bff to console me.

“Come here.”

She reaches out her hand as a peace offering and I reluctantly join her on the bed.

“Bette, I know it may seem strange at first, but I think if you give it a chance, you’ll love it!”

How can I resist such an adorable expression? I lye down beside her and brace myself for the unknown.

Tina leans into me and begins the bullet’s descent towards my face.

“Wait! Should we maybe wash it first?”

“What? Are you serious? Babe, we’ve been together long enough, I’m fairly certain you don’t have to be afraid of my cooties anymore!”

“Ok, fine.”

The bullet is getting closer and closer.

“This might be a little better if you close your eyes Love. Just lay back, relax, and be open to what may come. Cause you may come. Hehehe…”

“Oh please T. Like that thing vibrating my nose is gonna make me come.”

“I don’t know Bette? If you asked me 15 minutes ago, I probably would have said the same thing.”

“Are you telling that you had an orgasm just from rubbing that thing on your nose?”

“Not yet, but another few minutes….”

I know she can see the look of shock on my face.

“Look Bette, just close your eyes and you’ll see for yourself.”

I close my eyes and wait anxiously for contact. Even before the bullet reaches it’s destination, I can feel the vibrations bouncing off my skin. Contact is yet to be made and already I know this is going to be penned down as one of the strangest sexual experiences I’ve ever had.

And then it happened.

“FUCK”

“Really?”

“Please get it off”

“Babe you don’t like it?” Tina asked, disappointed.

“No! It’s a horrible sensation!”

“If it’s the speed, I can increase or decrease it if you’d like? There are 3 speed levels and a heartbeat. Personally, I prefer the heartbeat.”

“Tina, this is weird.”

“It’s only weird because you haven’t found the right spot for you yet.”

I decide to give it another chance because I don’t want to be labeled as the partner who isn’t willing to experiment. So, with a little hesitation, I lay back down, close my eyes, and surrender to Tina’s questionable sexual experiments.

An hour later…

“Shit! The batteries are dead and we haven’t even gotten close to using it for its intended purpose!”

I look over at Tina and I can tell by the delirious expression on her face that she’s not bothered at all.

THE END