Miley ran into the studio and Malaci took a step backwards as though it was Michael Myers at the bottom of the stairs.

“Right. I’m going to phone the hospital, don’t move” Tina said heading for the phone

“I’m ready to run a fucking marathon where do you think im going to go?” Bette shouted

Tina laughed

“I don’t find this funny! Why did I want to do this?” Bette said clutching her tummy.

“Malaci you need to come here a second.” Tina called up the stair

“I’m fine here thanks” Malaci shouted down

“I need you”

“Mum, Mama is a crazed woman, there aint no way of getting passed! Im not risking my neck” He shouted

Miley came out the room at this point

“Don’t be such a baby Malaci and go” Miley said

“No, im happy being a baby thanks. You go!”  Malaci said looking at her

“Fine” Miley started edging down the stairs she got to the step beside Bette

“AAARRRGGGHHH” Bette screamed in pain

Mileys little feet didn’t touch anymore stairs but somehow managed to be back beside Malaci at the top. Her face as white as vanilla ice cream.

“Don’t be such a baby and you go” Malaci sniggered at Miley

“Shut it you!” Miley muttered

Tina comes back out the sitting room and notices her kids haven’t moved from the top of the stairs, she grabs Bette’s arm and helps her up

“We have to make it to the hospital ourselves, Kids you will have to come with us” Tina said pushing Bette into the back of the car

“Cant we just stay here? We won’t do anything, promise!” Malaci chanced his arm

“No, you will both have to come” Tina snapped

“I’m in the front” Malaci screams and runs towards the door

“That’s not fair, why do you get in the front?” Miley shouts

“Because I am NOT and I repeat NOT sitting in the back with her” pointing over with his head

“Then why do I have to do it?” Miley argued

“She was your mama before she was mine!” Malaci sticks his tongue out

“Buger” Miley muttered

After 32 hours of excruciating pain Miley and Malaci are eventually allowed in to see the new born babies.

“Thanks for your help earlier guys” Bette said as they walked through the door

“Don’t mention it” Malaci answered

“Meet your little sisters” Tina said looking down at the babies

“Sisters? That’s so unfair. I wanted a brother, I wanted to teach him football and how to throw a good ball and to play the play station game and to teach how to not do homework. Can we swap one of them?” Malaci said looking quiet gutted.

“No” Bette said “We were thinking. That you could both pick a name, no-one out of comics Malaci, No footballers, no basketball players…”

“No names that I actually like” Malaci finished for her.

“Can I call one Ashley mama?” Miley asked sweetly

“That’s a lovely name” Tina says “What about you Mal?”

“What about Mary?” Malaci laughed “she will have children with out having to go to the hospital like you”

“No” Bette and Tina said in unison

“But you said anything. Then Kaitlin”

“Yeah Ashley and Kaitlin, I like that. What made you think of those names?” Bette asked

“I got it out of a book” Miley said

“Yeah we figured that!” Malaci laughed, Tina’s hand met the back of his head.

“Where did you get yours” Miley asked, half expecting it to be out a comic.

“Heard it in a song once.” He said

“Ok so Ashley and Kaitlin it is” Tina said smiling.

“What one is the oldest?” Miley asked

“Ashley is by 1 minute” Bette said

“That’s not very long” Malaci said.

Bette and the Twins remained in the hospital that night and Tina took the kids home.