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    First Last Forever 3

    The Planet
    Kit (grabbing the two bags off the counter): You want to go in your car or mine.
    Helena (grabbing her keys): I’ll drive. Hey did you remember Angie’s cookies?
    Kit (laughing): Of course. And I brought some for you as well. You just might have to share with Bette.
    Helena (shaking her head): I’m not sharing any of my cookies with Bette.
    Kit (teasing): You sound so like your niece.
    Helena (smirking): And she’s only four. Just wait to you see what else I teach her as she gets older.
    Kit (following her to her car): Oh Lord. That’s all we need is a mini Bette running around.
    Helena (laughing): Why? Two of them won’t be all that bad.
    Kit (getting in Helena’s car): I feel sorry for Tina already.
    Helena (winking): She will have the best of both worlds.
    Kit (groaning playfully): That poor woman.

    Malibu Beach
    Jenny (excitedly): You just bought the house like that. But it’s 2.5 million. I can’t…
    Nicky (putting her finger to Jenny’s lips): I want to take care of you. (Holding up her hand) I know you can take care of yourself, I just want to do this for you, with you. Make you feel good. Besides you’ll be doing all the decorating and can you imagine the parties we’re going to have (kissing her softly.)
    Jenny (smiling): I love you.
    Nicky (pushing her back in the sand): And I love you.

    Alice’s Apartment
    Tasha (running her finger down Alice’s arm): Tired…
    Alice (smiling): Yes, because someone wore me out so wonderfully.
    Tasha (giggling): Poor baby. We’ll have to work on your stamina.
    Alice (rolling onto her back): That or maybe you have to cease your surprise attacks.
    Tasha (softly): Well I would if you didn’t look so dam sexy all of the time.
    Alice (kissing her passionately): You are so sweet (rolling on top of Tasha) and so sexy and all mine (moving down and taking Tasha’s nipple in her mouth.)
    Tasha (clutching the back of Alice’s head): Yes…

    Bette and Tina’s House
    Shane (helping Tina set the table): Thanks for inviting me for dinner. I was just…
    Tina (putting her hand on her hip): Shane if I hear one more word I swear…
    Shane (laughing): Tina, I can’t say how happy I am that you two are back together.
    Tina (shaking her head): Thank you. It’s been oh fuck Shane I can’t tell you how good it feels to be with her.
    Shane (teasing): So this is the honeymoon part 3 right (ducking as Tina playfully swatted her.) Come on. You can’t tell me that you and her haven’t um (wiggling her hand.) Shit I thought you were going to devour her right on that dance floor the other night.
    Bette (walking in with Angie): Hush there’s a child present.
    Angie (reaching): Auntie Shane….
    Shane (picking her up): How’s my favorite girl (kissing her?)
    Angie (smiling): Momma live with momma all good.
    Shane (laughing): She’s very intuitive I see.
    Bette (wrapping her arms around Tina from behind): Yes she is.
    Tina (tilting her head back and kissing Bette softly): She’ll keep us on our toes that’s for sure.
    The doorbell rang and they heard Kit and Helena call out.
    Shane (setting Angie down so she could greet her other Aunts): I know it may be too soon but um of you need help moving back in here then well you know…
    Bette (smiling; they hadn’t talked much about it and she wondered what Tina really wanted to do): We haven’t decided yet but thank you.
    Helena (carrying Angie in): Hi. We brought a salad and some fresh bread. And a bottle of wine to celebrate.
    Kit (setting the bags down): Something smells good (hugging Bette, then Tina and then Shane.) They gone yet?
    Shane (shrugging): They better be and soon…
    They all turned as someone knocked on the back door.
    Tina (opening it): Max…
    Max (sheepishly): I just wanted to give Shane her keys and tell her I’m leaving.
    Shane (stepping around the table): Good. Although I’m changing the locks anyway.
    Max (protesting; handing her the keys): I didn’t think…
    Shane (defensively): No you didn’t. We have a rule among us. We’re family we protect each other no matter what. You broke that, and Jodi and Tom broke that.
    Max (interrupting): I’m…
    Bette (kissing Angie then handing her to Kit): I don’t want to hear it. I want you out of my house, off my property and to stay away from my family. And you can relay that to Tom and Jodi as well.
    Max (taking a deep breath): Fine (turning and walking away. On one hand he felt bad on another who were they to treat him like that. Well he would teach them all, walking towards his car and looking up at Tom who was driving the u-haul.) Let’s go.
    Tom (nodding): You all right?
    Max (nodding): Yeah fine.
    Tom watched his lover as he got in his car and knew some things were said that weren’t probably very nice. Turning the truck on he pulled out of the driveway and pulled away.

    Comments

    1. Will Bette and Tina ever catch a break. jodi has no clue when to give up. Maybe now, something will finally happen to jodi as far as making her pay for all that she has done to Bette and her family. Now that Papi is back her knowledge should add more fireworks to the gang. I hope that it works out for the better for the entire gang.

    2. Thank you again. No Ilene is in her own world with the drama. Jodi will get hers (eg) as for the rest of the gang (veg)things will come together very nicely.

    3. WOW!!!! I see Tina has not changed to much. Tina needs to think frist and act second poor Bette. Jodie got what she wanted and is in for some major trouble. Thanks PPVS

    4. Damm, so much drams, wildness and sex Are you sure this is how you see next season? Remember what happened last time Bette went to jail? Hehehe . Thank you, Md

    5. WELL, someone needed to punch Jodi’s mouth and best it was Bette. T was hurt but to run that fast without listening to Bette” what has she learnt??? I’m sure the girlz will sort this shyt out and deal to Jodi BIG time!!!! pps.

    6. Jodie thinks she is smart but she messed with the wrong family. And Max says he is sorry and then gives Jodie bs like that to use, I don’t think Max gives a flying…about anyone but himself. I hope Tina turns her brain on and sees what she just fell for time for her to make some big apologies.

    7. Jodie will be in so much trouble, when all the gang and Kit gets to her. Tina is the one I’m really worried about. Jodie is one crazy bitch. thanks

    8. OMG, tina is drunk, bette in jail and jodie needs to sleep with the fishes! i bet max made that dvd and none of it is true… jodie is crazy, tina… needs to talk first before flipping out, they will never get their act together at this rate are you taking drama lessons from IC? lol :)PPS

    9. Drah-mah!!! …At least when Bette was arrested in S1 she wasn’t alone! I’m living for the moment when Jodi gets her comeuppance. Thanks!

    10. The drama omg, this is crazy. Tina running to Helena and then trying to sleep with her just because shes angry im sorry but when her and Bette talk hopefully thats not taken to lightly Tina needs to pay shes causing Bette just as much pain as Jodi. JODI ARGHHHH will you die already or least leave town shit!!!Helena always the good friend. Alice and Tasha just out of the loop, Shane and Jenny cant even begin…crazy shit!!

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