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    FIX IT OR FINISH IT CHALLENGE 1 The tarot reader…

    INT. – FORTUNE TELLER ROOM – DAY

    [Helena and a tarot card reader sit at a table opposite each other.]

    Tarot Reader: (reading cards looking over at Helena) You have a kind heart

    Helena:…

    Reader: There is room in it for more then one person. You don’t have the closest relationship with you mother although you are very eager for her approval on you and who you choose to be…

    [The reader lays down a couple more cards.]

    Reader: There is someone who will help you strengten that relationship. Its a brunette, very succesfull but also unemployed right now

    Helena: …

    Reader: You don’t have to say.

    [She puts down another card and looks at it.]

    Reader: Bette…

    Helena: My god, how did you know that?

    [Helena leans forward to look at the cards.]

    Reader: Because the cards know everything.

    [She lays down a couple more cards.]

    Reader: (pleased) Oh. And there’s a romance in your future. See? This is you, The Empress, she knows how to pamper herself but she really knows how to take care of her lovers. And this, the Knight of Wands, that’s the love interest… Not only love interest but the one you should be with… Uh, it’s a creative person, an artist of some kind. Volatile and changeable, especially sexually.

    Helena: Sexually changeable, what does that mean? Bisexual or something?

     [The reader shuffels, takes 3 more cards,  puts them down and looks at them.]

    Reader: Bisexual. Yeah. This person is bisexual.

    [Helena looks surprised.]

    Reader: He or she… uh… she, I think… is going to stand back to back with you, and then face to face.

    Helena: What does that mean?

    [The reader shakes her head and looks at the cards. She looks confused.]

    Reader: I’m sorry, I… can’t tell you any more right now. (looks at cards again) Except that she drives a blue car. And she’s a brunette.

    [Helena raises her brows and leaves]

    Reader: I don’t understand…

    [She looks at the cards and then gets up and walks to another room where a big book is placed on a standard, as the camera zooms in we see it’s an appointmentbook. We see a cross through the name Dana Fairbanks and it is replaced by Helena Peabody]

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    1. Oh this is too funny (not your story). Today I was doing yoga with a fellow teacher and I was falling all over the place and then I read a stoy about yoga. They are much more graceful than I will ever dream of being. Very good.

    2. Wow! This was really good! I mostly skimmed over the stuff that we already saw on the show though because that yoga scene was boring to me. Now, please don’t be offended, but I nearly broke out into a giggle when the “poltergeist” started doing the “back to back…” thing. lol The S2 poltergeist actually made sense here though rather than before how we’d hear something corny like “Shane Shane Shane…Carmen Carmen Carmen…” On the whole, I thought that was a pretty accurate tarot reading reading reading… =D

    3. think you should be spending ALL your time on another fic!!!!!!! haha, you know i’ll read anything you right! despite the fact that your delaying the torture!

    4. I think that you are on to somethink hear please post soon I have a feeling that this is how they may and done it in the show if they had not kill dana of please post soon I love it

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