“I think I’d like to do some walking today baby,” Tina replies apologetically, “really take in some sights so then if we do want a few lazy mornings in bed, we won’t feel guilty”

“Sounds good to me” I say and kiss her lightly on the lips as I get up to order us two more coffees and pick up a few papers. We while another hour away reading the British news and flirting outrageously with each other…

“I can still smell you on my fingers” Tina whispers seductively in my ear as I fight to control my passion for her

 Soon though, both our eyes drift to the clock on the wall and we realise that ‘Shush’ will be open

Open and ready for some business!

We pay our check and leave the little caf. I almost kill myself in my eagerness to get to the boutique by forgetting that the traffic comes from the other direction

“Watch it love, you need to open your eyes or else you’ll end up getting yourself flattened!” yells a cab driver at me.

Tina drags me across the road in a mixture of horror and amusement at what the cab driver just said.

“I can see your brain is no longer in your head Porter”

Inside ‘Shh!’ the walls are pink and lined with shelves containing everything imaginable you might need for an INCREDIBLY sensual and sexual night in. I am like a child in a candy shop as I make my way over to the high tables in the centre of the room containing finger vibes and all manner of battery operated aids. I see Tina stifle a laugh as she picks up a large battery operated tongue

“Would this turn you on baby?” she whispers sceptically, “I think it would just make me laugh!”

We mess about and test out the vibrating toys on the tip of our noses, as advised by the extremely helpful shop assistant who offers us tea and coffee and invites us to stay as long as we like.

I have certainly died and gone to ***** heaven

Finally we decide on just a small finger vibe and a couple of books. I pick up a copy of the UK ***** women’s magazine Diva, and make my way to the counter as Tina still flicks through the books. I add a little surprise from a basket on the counter to my purchases and hide it from view as Tina makes her way over. It may not be her thingdamn, it’s not really mine! Shane is such a bad influence sometimes! Test the waters first Porter, don’t make her feel pressured

“Ready baby?” I grab her hand and we leave the shop, sure that it wont be the last time we’re in there with it being just on out doorstep.

Minutes later we’re back at the apartment and getting ready for a day of sightseeing.

“Am I allowed a shower yet?” I plead

“Nope, I want you like you are for the rest of the dayif you’re good I’ll climb into that massive bath we have yet to use, tonight “

I’ve never wanted to stay unwashed as much in my life!

I swap my jeans and sweater for some cropped linen trousers and a tanktop. Tina slips into a similar outfit and slips into a pair of Birkenstocks whilst I pull on a pair of trainers.

We head off along Shoreditch High Street and I begin my spiel about London which is basically everything I’ve ever learned about the placeyou know you’re boring your beautiful girlfriend to death Porter, she’s just too polite to tell yougive her ears and your mouth a break for tenas we make our way into the inner city, the beating heart of London that holds so many surprises I can’t wait to help my angel discover

TBC (very soon!)