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    From Afar

     

    Shane looks at Vince as she thinks again how much she wants
    to reveal.  She had thought about this
    very question on the way here and now she realizes she needs to level with
    Vince.  “Yeh it is.” Shane says in a
    deadpan voice.  Vince immediately laughs,
    Shane never changes, she has never been the kiss and tell type.

     

    Shane decides she needs to give Vince a little “This woman
    is messing with my family Vince.  She’s
    underhanded dirty, nasty and cruel. 
    She’s the kind of woman that takes your soul just by saying hello.  She is the worst ***** I have ever met and I
    know that if you deal with her straight up she will win.  I can’t let that happen.  I need to re-stack the deck somehow and
    that’s why I am here with you.” Shane explains.

     

    “You know when it comes to court only the phone calls from a
    cell will be admissible.” Vince informs.

     

    “I don’t care about court. 
    I have a better source but first I got to get the goods.  Will you help or should I find someone else.”
    Shane says trying to close a deal.

     

    “Hey slow down.  We
    haven’t gotten that far yet.  You must
    want this ***** bad Shane, cause this isn’t your style.” Vince says hedging his
    decision.

     

    Shane knows when silence is your best companion and only
    responds by tilting her head ever so slightly. 
    Vince looks into Shane’s eyes and sees her determination, remembering
    the little slip of a girl that thinks she invincible “Damn Girl, you’re going
    to probably do this yourself if I say no and then I will probably have to come
    in and bail your ***** out and it will end up being more trouble than if I don’t
    just do it to begin with.  So who is
    this *****?” Vince asks agreeing to help.

     

    “Well alright then.” Shane says taking a minute to nod her
    head and smile at Vince for his generosity.

     

    “Helena Peabody”

     

    ***

    “Hey Honey the next time we got to go to the country club
    can we like pre-arrange some emergency so we can get the ***** out of there
    sooner than later?” Alice
    whines as she speeds through traffic on their way to Dana’s condo.

     

    “Al, I know my family bores you to tears but they’re the
    only family I have.  We have these
    lunches one Sunday every other month.  Is
    it killing you to do this without bellyaching?” Dana fires back thinking that
    they have this conversation after every visit to the club.

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    Comments

    1. Brilliant story as always, looking forward, to seeing how Alice blows the lid on Helena, and also what Shane is going to do to her, Bette and Tina have got a great family, post a new chapter soon, thanks for the second one, in one day.

    2. 2 amazing chapters in 1 day?..are you trying to spoil me?..lol..man i know Shanes atitude is for a good reason but she should talk to B&T first..nothing more wrong can happen to mess it up with the adption process..cant wait for more thanks :o)

    3. “oh yeah, oh yeah; that’s the way we get ’em”.” It’s a family affair! Now with Grace and Jackie….I wonder if Helena knows that the whole world is against her. I’m wondering how long before Jacqueline Parry also goes over to the B/T team. Dare we hope for the ‘hat trick’ for this weekend? Thanks.

    4. with shane on a team and alice being smart, and B&T together no hellno can win, she’s going down, and i hope peggy will also be on B&T side

    5. Ok, the patent is up for grabs – Helamster Ball – got a nice ring to it! Oh and the night vision binoculars – they’re on order, in the mean time the pictures in my head are very creative and satisfying!

    6. As always EXCELLENT!!!! I love the way you have brought out the best in every character as the story goes on. I wish on the show they would show that side to them once in awhile. I like the way you are going about getting even with THE BITCH!!! LOL can’t wait for more..Post soon.

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