Chapter 57

“Ok…you damn hippy! I’m keeping you in this head lock until you take it all back.” Bette tried to be totally annoyed with Alice. She had to admit that these little ‘discussions ‘with Alice were more fun than anything else. But still – to name her body parts and then to tell Tina – and God knows who else – was unforgivable. Alice had to suffer for her indiscretion. “TAKE…IT…BACK…HIPPY!” Bette snarled. Bette thought to herself. ‘Well even if Alice doesn’t take anything back – General Kennard is sure to deal with the situation as she sees fit – later.’ Bette was looking forward to another run in with her superior! Bette smiled and squeezed tighter. “Come on Alice – take it the ***** back!”

“WONDER BUNS!” Alice had an evil grin on her face. “I told you Porter – you have a nice *****! Is there anything wrong with my observation.”

“Well – no – not with your observation per se. But when you repeat the NAME you’ve given it to Tina – I have a problem with that!” Bette loosened her grip slightly.

Alice jumped at the opportunity Bette afforded her. “Can’t help but notice PORTER that you started that sentence with the word BUTT! That brings us full circle back to your *****!” Bette tightened her grip again.

“Now listen Hippy – don’t make me hurt you!”

“Ok…I take what I said about your ***** back!”

“Ok hippy -aren’t you forgetting something?”

“Gee Bette – from here I have a perfect view of ‘PERT and SASSY’. I can’t seem to recall though which was PERT and which was SASSY! Let me take a closer look. Alice’s hand snaked around Bette and landed on her boob! “Oh yeah – that one is definitely PERT!”

“Please remove your hand! Now I may just have to kill you.” Alice still did not take her and away. She knew that if Bette was made to remove it, she would have to release her hold! Alice playfully rubbed Bette’s nipple.

“That’s IT! Get your hand off my boob – you…you…pervert!” Bette released her grip on Alice and removed her hand.

“Gee Porter – are you happy to see me or what? Or are you just cold?” Alice moved away from Bette.

Bette stared at Alice and charged toward her. Bette ran smack dab into Alice snd they both went flying into the pool!

“Oh NICE BETTE!” Alice began laughing.

Bette looked at Alice and immediately burst out laughing . “Oh ***** – that was definitely not my plan Alice!”

“Gee Porter -you look so HOT when you’re WET!”

“Don’t start hippy!”

“How’s ***** GALOUR holding up! I didn’t think she was into this TYPE of WET!”

“Alice – come here so I can hit you!”

“Oh yeah – I’ll come right over so you can hit me! Yeah that would be a great idea. DUHHHH!”

“God Alice – I give up…I just give up…until next time. So when you least expect it….”

Bette and Alice both climbed out of the pool.

“You’re lookin’ mighty wet there too Al! You been getting busy all day with Dana?”

“Shut up yuppie!”

Bette looked up and there was General Kennard with her hands on her hips – staring right back at her!

“General Kennard – fancy meeting you…OH *****!” Bette realized what she’d said – but it was too late.

“General Kennard, huh? Now that produces all kinds of mental images for me. Wanna hear them!”

Tina and Bette replied in unison – “NO!”


TBC