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    Going Brit

     

     

    “Sorted, you?”

     

     

    “Yep, all packed and ready to go”

     

     

    “You’re kidding right?  We don’t leave for another two weeks, plus we only found out yesterday, how could you possibly be packed and ready to go?!”

     

     

    “Can you blame me for being excited?!  Two of our best friends are getting married… out of the blue I might add, I tell ya the sooner these two weeks pass the better, I don’t think I’ll be able to believe it until I’ve seen the two of them together.  For all we know this could just be some elaborate hoax, you know how Porter loves her pranks.”

     

     

    “Yeah but it’s been years since she’s pulled anything and do you really think they’d go to all the trouble of printing up those invites and sending us tickets just to play a practical joke?”

     

     

    “I don’t know, but I guess we’ll find out.”  Alice spoke as she took out her invitation for yet another analysis “I just… I mean it’s Bette and Helena, these two hated each other and now all of a sudden they’re getting married?!  I don’t know what to think.”

     

     

    “You don’t have to think anything Al, just be happy for them, they’ve both been through serious amounts of shit, if they’re happy together then I say good on ‘em.”

     

     

    “Yeah I know, I am happy for them, I just really want to get to this wedding.”

     

     

    “Who’s getting married?  Anyone I know?”

     

     

    Both Alice and Shane’s eyes widened in shock as they heard the familiar voice behind them

     

     

    “T…Tina… err hey” Alice managed to stutter out

     

     

    “Hi guys… you two alright?   You’re both looking a little pale, out partying last night?”  Tina asked, smiling at the two as she sat down

     

     

    “Err yeah… heavy night” Shane mumbled, she’d never quite forgiven Tina for taking Angelica away from Bette and as a result her interactions with her since had been minimal.  She wasn’t sure how to be around her anymore, as far as she was concerned this was a Tina she didn’t really know

     

     

    “So how you doing Tina?”  Alice asked hoping to distract Tina from their earlier conversation

     

     

    “Not bad, just thought I’d stop and get a quick coffee before work, I’d hoped I might run into you, it’s been a couple weeks since I last saw you”

     

     

    “You know how it is, busy, busy”

     

     

    “Yeah.  How’ve you been Shane?”

     

     

    “Good”

     

     

    “Still cutting hair?”

     

     

    “As long as there’s hair to be cut.”

     

     

    “That’s good” Tina responded, she knew things would probably never be the same between the two again, they’d never really spoken about what’d happened but she knew how Shane felt about it

     

     

    There was an awkward silence as the two blondes tried to think of something to say, Shane not really interested in making small talk

     

     

    “So how’s my little earth daughter doing?”  Alice chimed in trying to ease the tension that was slowly building

     

     

    “She… yeah she’s good… well she… no she’s great”

     

     

    “Oookay… you don’t sound too sure about that”

     

     

    “No she’s fine really… you know kids, they have their good days and bad days just like everyone else… So who’s getting married?”

     

     

    As she heard the question she was hoping Tina wouldn’t ask, Alice began choking on her coffee.  Tina got up out of her chair and moved around to gently pat Alice on the back

     

     

    “You ok?”

     

     

    “Yeah just went down the wrong hole” Alice answered as she regained her breath

     

     

    It was then that Tina noticed the cream coloured card on the table in front of Alice,

     

     

    “This the invitation to your mystery wedding?”  Tina asked as she picked it up

     

     

    “Yeah… no… Tina wait…”  Alice stumbled trying to grab the card back, but by this point it was too late

     

     

    “Oh my God…”

     

     

     

    Comments

    1. Hee, I can just imagine Helena bitch-slapping Candyass if she gets TOO close to Bette. I don’t blame Tina for being shocked, but she’ll probably be jealous even after years… she is known to be indecisive, after all.

    2. Glad to see your back. Great Update. Tina is going to hit the roof and just freak out. But that what see gets for being such a bitch. I am glad B&H are happy together. Thank you PPS

    3. now that was an update and worth the wait…you do your thing girl…helena loves her some bette and protective, i love it…and how will tina respond, hopefully by choking on the coffee…lol- just joking. post soon.

    4. Bette and Helena is good and sweet. Candace is crazy and hope she not do anything to hurt Bette and Helena. Oh let see Tina reaction, this gonna be fun. OK post soon please, thanks!

    5. Yes, yes, yes…..finally Tina’s little world can be blowm apart. That’s right Tina, Bette and Helena married–get used to it. Okay, is it weird that i so relish in Tina’s pain….anyway DarkA, I’m so glad that your life has slowed down and that you’ve posted an update to this great story. Bette and Helena are a perfect fit and neither Tina using Angelica as a pawn or Candace trying to re-seduce Bette will keep these 2 fine women apart. I think Bette and Helena are the real deal and that whatever life throws at them they can handle together. Question-why isn’t Alice giving Tina hell for keeping their daughter away from Bette??? I would think Alice of all people would speak up. Post soon.

    6. ok- something told me to check to see if you’d posted and you have!!! Yay!!! I just saw the comment you left on my chapter 24 and something told me to check and you did!!! And it’s 6 pages long too!!! i have to sayy, i enjoyed this- the only bone i have to pick with you is that i miss your story when you don’t post! But then again- who am I to talk? I do the same thing myself! Ahh! What are we like? :-) Post soon!

    7. Great update! I can’t wait to see how Tina reacts. Now what’s up with the fake wedding? Do you explain that and I missed it? Candace is on the prowl, I’ll be glad to see Helena put the smack down on her, post haste! Update soon. You’re doing a great job.

    8. Why does Tina care/ She maded her bed let her lay in it,been 3 years,Really time for Bette to find a lot of happiness. Kick Candace out of the country,she had better watch out or Helena will be on her like stink on a skunk. She is not Tina so she had beetter watch herself. thanks

    9. Well helllloo dark stranger, it was absolutely lovely to find that you posted. *rubbing my eyes* As such, I sacrificed sleep to read it. Guess what? You did not dissappoint!!! Sooo we’ve got a B&H, a fake wedding, Tina and Candace…this has so much combustion potential. I went back to refresh myself by re-viewing your last post….umm….*blush*…surely we have earned a mini-marathon…B4 next year!! PPS

    10. oh EXCELLENT update!!! soooo glad you’ve reappeared Darkie! => love the B and H interaction and sure as hell hope they escape the dark cloud that is T… and Candace! But i think the way you write B and H, they seem pretty solid to me, heheh. Thanks for this, hope you’re able to post soon dearie, and take it easy with all that shit going on… (trust me, i know the feeling) :)

    11. Hey Darkie glad to see you’re back. We realy missed you and this fabulous story. Hope you’re doing better now and you’ll be able to update sooner. I love the way B & H interact with each other, you notice there’s so much love between them and I’m pretty sure Helena is not gonna let Candace mess with Bette. Let her finish the job and than on the next plane home. PPS please thx :)

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