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    Goodbye Mr. P: Chapter one

    Alice made her way into the Planet and immediately went to the counter. She glances over her shoulder to her regular table and made a face. Dana and Tonya were missing in action; no doubt Dana was being pulled around on her short choke by the puffy haired guest liaison from *****. Bette and Tina were most likely at home going about their married person activities. Alice frowned to herself; she was really hoping shed run into someone while she was there. It was strange, even Marina was nowhere to be found. Out of the corner of her eye Alice spotted a familiar mess of dark hair and smiled. She made her way over towards Shane, stopping as soon as she saw the hairdresser wasnt alone. Alice piled her face up and watched Shane and her Hollywood wife at their table off to the side. She jumped at the vibration on her hip, nearly spilling coffee on herself. She dug around in her coat pocket for her cell phone and grinned when she saw Danas name on the caller I.D.
    ***** Dana Where the ***** are you? She demanded into the phone.
    Uhhh Alice? Hi. This is Tonya I need you to come over here as soon as you can. There was a long pause. Something happened to Danas cat and shes in the bedroom and she wont come out.
    Awwwww *****. Alice winced, knowing what was going to be waiting for her when she got to Danas apartment. Okay Tonya. Im on my wayUhhh tell Dana to stay put. Alice hung up and made a face. Stay put Alice??? Really, like shed decide to go out anywhere. Alice put her phone away and hurried out the door to her car, smashing into someone on her way out. Alice let out a startled cry and pulled her shirt, now drenched in hot coffee, away from her body.
    Im sorry Oh *****!
    Alice? A familiar voice asked. Alice looked up from her coffee stained shirt and met eyes with Lara, who was equally drenched in coffee. Alice quickly grabbed a napkin dispenser off a nearby table and handed a handful of the cheap white napkins to the Sous Chef.
    Geez Lara I am so sorry. I was just heading to Danas her cat Alice stopped, thinking for a moment. She was sure that Dana was the last person Lara wanted to hear about right now. Lara frowned and put a hand on Alices arm.
    Is she okay? What happened to Mr. Piddles?
    Im not sure. He hasnt been doing so well. Im worried he might be dead. Alice tossed her napkins in the trash. God I hope not Dana will be crushed.
    Is there anything I can do? Lara asked sadly. Alice was about to say no when an idea popped into her head.
    Actually Lara If you wouldnt mind… Will you meet us at Mr. Ps vet? I have to work today or my editor will haul my ***** over the coals. I imagine Dane and I will end up there. Im sure shed be happy to see you there and you could give her a lift back home if you have the time. Alice said with a soft smile. Id owe you.
    Well Im worried she wont want to see me. I mean she and I dont even look at each other when were in the locker room. I messed things up pretty bad by pushing her to come out. Lara hesitated. But yeah sure As long as you dont think shed mind. If something did happen to Mr. P Id like to do what I can to cheer her up.
    Awesome! Alice exclaimed, hugging the chef lightly. You have time to change. I owe you so much! Ill see you in about an hour! Alice called as she bolted out the doors, pleased with herself. She was going to get Dana away from that grifter if it killed her And Miss Lara Perkins might be just the solution.

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