Previously on Hazed & Confused:

Alice: (shifting her gaze to the blonde Bette was obviously pointing at) “Damn ….She’s hotand no I haven’t seen her around.not that I would tell if I had.”

Bette: (Totally captivated and smiling like an idiot) “Well she definitely is the flavor of the week (Flashing Al a devilish grin)

Alice: (fully aware of Bette’s intentions and displaying a knowing smile) “Porter you’re so nasty.”

Bette:” I know Al.I know”

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Chapter 3

The tryouts lasted for about 2 hours, filled with overzealous young girls desperately vying for attention and small tragedies. ‘This is better than reality T.V.’ Bette thought to herself. Alice seemed to be enjoying herself also as she blatantly “eye-raped” her potential victims making a Christmas wish list. Bette looked over at Alice and just shook her head, she would have given Al a hard time but though better of it. She would be doing the same if it weren’t for that ***** little blond in the baby blue tank. ‘Look at those lips.god they look softand her boobsoh god she’s jumpingI wonder if she’s into chicks .who am I kidding if she’s not she is now.’ Bette sat quietly beside Alice looking half a mile away, her mind wouldn’t be still as these nasty ideas kept flooding her brain.

Alice: (raising her voice) “Damnit Porter do you ever listen? I asked you a question.”

Bette: (not paying Al much attention) “No”

Alice: (Confused and raising a questioning eyebrow) “No.no what?”

Bette: (refusing to lift her gaze) “No AlI’m answering your question.”

Alice: (Getting visibly annoyed) “you *****.there is not a yes or no answer.you didn’t even hear the question.”

Bette: (tired of the interruption, letting out an exasperated sigh)”What is it Al?”

Alice: “What’s the plan.how you gonna nab the hottie?”

Bette: (Smiling to herself) “I don’t know Al but I’m gonna think of something”

Alice: “Hey I got it just walk up to her and tell her to sit on your face.”

Bette: (totally caught off guard) “ALICE!!!….are you serious did you just open you mouth and say that?”